Callen

A sweet, smart, adventurous man. He will always be loving and kind. You can trust him with anything. If you meet a Callen never let him go, because once you break his heart you won’t get it back. He will unintentionally change your personality in the best way. So if you meet a Callen, never and I mean never hurt him.

Callen is the type of person to do something he’s not particularly interested in just to hang out with you.

by Amsh8310 August 21, 2024

Callex

Callex

The ship name for two guys who you and your mates think will end up dating

Aryia: Look! It’s the gays!
Lily: it’s literally callex

Aryia: their so gonna be together one day

by Sik_username February 19, 2024

Callex

Callex is the ship name referring to two mates of yours that you think will end up together in the future

Aryia: look! It’s the gays!

Lily: their so callex together :D
Aryia: yeah! Their so callex!

by Sik_username February 19, 2024

Callen

Incredibly high priest of the d*m*t butterfly of love penguin penis foundation

Man callens really smashing it huh?

by Pennip January 20, 2025

Caleden

Caleden will Destroy YOUR MENTAL STATE OF MIND! A Caleden is chaos and nobody knows if it’s for good or bad never question Caleden!
To try to understand Caleden is to throw your life sanity and existence out the window.

Person 1: Caleden why are there forks and spoons in your pocket

Caleden : you dare question me
Person 1: never mind I’ll just ignore you
Caleden mentally trespassing into your mind and states: you can’t escape me

by Idonyknowwhoiam January 28, 2025

Caledonia Rubber Ducky

You acquire a woman (presumably after giving birth), you hang her upside down by the legs. After that, you nut in her, then you take a pressure washer (at least 250 psi), and fill her womb up. Once it is filled, you place a rubber ducky on top, thus, a Caledonia Rubber Ducky.

Woman 1: “Did you see the news!”
Woman 2: “Yeah, my 7th grade English teacher gave a homeless woman a Caledonia Rubber Ducky!!!”

by Jeffica3576 February 24, 2025

calmedy

Soul-soothing humor after a long stressful day.

Maybe Billy Joel's "old friend" who moved out West and is now a microphone-wielding laughs-creator uses immensely-desirable "calmedy" in his shows, since he's been at-least-modestly successful and thus he doesn't "need anybody to worry about him 'cuz he's all right".

by QuacksO May 10, 2025