Joel Birch Complex

A two year cycle of 'accidentally' overdosing despite definitively claiming to the world you've made it out of bad habits for good.
Often followed by remarkably hypocritical acts. Such as imposing penalties that apply to others, but not to yourself.

Itsuki: I thought Onigiri said he was clean and recovered for good? How did he end up in hospital for the seventh time this decade?
Agito: Fuck! That's his Joel Birch Complex on full display! He told me he wanted to kick Kazu out of the team for the same thing!

by heeeyyjohnny March 28, 2025

Tyler Buchanan

An india fucking bitch who does nothing and eats his own shit

That guy smells like shit he must be a Tyler Buchanan

by Tyler Buchanan December 5, 2025

Tyler Buchanan

A known but niche Indian Hebrew god that is said to be the god of stench. He typically is described and depicted as very ugly and a very lazy fat brown man.

So class, today we are learning about Tyler Buchana. Bro, Tyler Buchanan is such a bum

by By ig g guy the derpy boi December 5, 2025

The Birchall Method

Placing a pillow underneath a woman's lower back during missionary sex.

The Birchall Method- Conducted by a member of the Birchall family during missionary sex

by B Method January 8, 2026

On that Birch

To panic obsessively for no damn reason.

Hey man, why you on that birch
Dude, I dont know why, but im on that birch

by UncleSeth December 14, 2016

Mark Anthony Birchall

The overall greatest person ever. If you dont know them then you should. They are such an amazing person. The gods bow down to mark. He rules the heavens

I am Mark Anthony Birchall l!!!!!!

by The BRUTAL Truths June 9, 2022

Mr. Birchum

An awful anti-woke animation by The Daily Wire that claims to try to be as offensive as possible, but fails at that. The main character, the eponymous Mr. Birchum, is a mouthpiece for the right-wing writers. The woke strawman, who we’re supposed to disagree with, ends up being in the right in most scenarios. Only people with no talent surrounded by yes-men could’ve screwed this up.

Person #1: Why don’t we watch “Mr. Birchum”?
Person #2: Why? Do you not have anything good to stream?

by anonymous July 22, 2024