Break a Leg, Not a Condom!

Cheery farewell for when your friend is going on a date with a hot date with someone of questionable character.

Can also be used as a toast when heading out on a wild night out on the town.

When your friend is walking out the door you would shout, "HEY, break a leg, not a condom!" to wish them home safely.

by HollyWood90027 December 29, 2010

break baby

A break baby happens when popular athletes or rap artist have children with their side chicks while on break with their main chick.

A famous hip hop star and a basketball star have scandals involving a break baby

by jisthanumba1 January 4, 2014

break my heart

You say this to someone you find attractive or someone you want to be with.

You are so beautiful. Can you just break my heart?

by lilrayray09 August 7, 2019

prostitute's breakfast

A breakfast containing little or no nutritional value, namely a cup of black coffee and two cigarettes.

He was in a rush, so settled for a Prostitute's Breakfast.

by maudibe May 29, 2008

Bottom Breakfast

When you put maple syrup on your morning wood, fuck someone in the ass, then lick leftover syrup off their asshole.

I was feeling frisky this morning so I rolled my date over and had a lovely bottom breakfast!

by filthy pirate hooker July 15, 2010

I'm Going on Break

Said after solving a taxing problem or difficult issue at work, 'cause after that you definitely deserve a break. Or even better if it wasn't so difficult or taxing, 'cause hell yeah you're going on break anyway!

I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender....all you do is say what the shit does, and add "er". I wanna work for the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. Hey, what does that do? It keeps shit fresh. Well that's a fresher....I'm going on break.
- Mitch Hedberg

by birdlives March 20, 2008

Eating Breakfast On A Mirror

Eating breakfast on a mirror is a drug refrence, it means taking coicane when you have just woke up.

John: Hey, it's Amy Whinehouse!"
Tom: "She's had breakfast on a mirror!"
John: "Yeah, she's totally been Eating breakfast on a mirror"

by cows float all the time October 25, 2008