Ok, at my school My stupid teacher dosent let us wear them. Yeah, they're sex bracelets, but no one breaks them off and just goes and fucks the the hell outta eachother. heres what they mean where I come from:
Black-Sex
Blue-Oral
White-Hug
Pink-Kiss
Orange-Make-out
Red-Lap dance
Yellow-Flash
Clear-Whatever Snapper Wants
Blue-Oral
White-Hug
Pink-Kiss
Orange-Make-out
Red-Lap dance
Yellow-Flash
Clear-Whatever Snapper Wants
by Molly March 19, 2004
Get the jelly bracelets mug.Well i think that these "SEX" braclets that the adults came up with is bullshit! geez! "oh someone broke my bracelet...HAHA...HA" Grow up and please get a life. Packs of those things are like 2 dollars and nobody is going to break it! I wear them everyday, cramming as many as i can on eah arm...and yes including BLACK. But just because some stupid person broke my black braclet im not going to go and have sex with them...if anything then ill make them pay for a new one. Its all just a big..Ha ha ha, funny thing for kids to be able to say "awww! now you have to have sex wit me!" people who take them seriously are just ignorant. Go Get Lives!
by Mollie January 9, 2005
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by Sam Schley October 2, 2007
Get the bucket branco mug.An intellectual collective founded in 1997 that is dedicated to lateral thinking and bad taste. It is often unclear if it is a religion disguised as a joke, or a joke disguised as a religion -- much in the same vein as The Church of the Subgenius or Discordianism. They maintain an expansive website at www.branchfloridians.org and regularly put out e-zines called "The World Domination Update." The group's self-professed objective is "think for yourself!"
At first glance, the Branch Floridians appear to be an ultra-fundamentalist cult, but anyone paying attention should quickly realize this is a sarcastic fascade. Admittedly, though, it is often difficult to tell when they are being serious, and when they are joking. Such pranksterism is deliberately designed to provoke people into *thinking*.
At first glance, the Branch Floridians appear to be an ultra-fundamentalist cult, but anyone paying attention should quickly realize this is a sarcastic fascade. Admittedly, though, it is often difficult to tell when they are being serious, and when they are joking. Such pranksterism is deliberately designed to provoke people into *thinking*.
The group has no relation to MSN troll Michelson-Morley or any of his alter-ego/pseudonics. There is a member of the Branch Floridians named Reverend FairInHeight 451, and Fairinheight451 is also a name used by Michelson-Morley. This is a coincidence, though it understandably has caused some confusion among people who dislike him for his trolling activities. Michelson-Morley is *not* a member of the Branch Floridians.
by saint November 10, 2004
Get the Branch Floridians mug.A female with visible skinfolds protruding out over the top of the waistband on a pair of tight fitting jeans. This is a muffintop. What makes it a branded muffin top is the presence of a tattoo on the lower back.
Females, mostly between the ages of 14 and 35 who choose a certain style of dress as follows. It starts with being overwright or slightly overweight as it related to height. The overweight or puggy female attempts to fit into jeans that are too small for her actual waist size. This results in the displacement of fat over the top of the waistband resembling the top portion of a muffin that sticks out over the wrapper. Branded muffintops have a tattoo on their lower back and tend to wear shirts that are short revealing the muffintop.
by Dubby911 March 29, 2009
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I wore these bracelets as a little kid in the 80s and restarted wearing them when I was 13. I mainly wear black and the least i ever have on is 8.
I had never heard about the supposed 'sex game' until the other night when my friend's husband slid his fingers under the ones on my right arm and jokingly asked me what i would do if he broke them off. I was completely confused and he explained to me about this game. I then jokenly told him to go break his wife's bracelets before turning back to the movie we were all watching.
I wore these bracelets as a little kid in the 80s and restarted wearing them when I was 13. I mainly wear black and the least i ever have on is 8.
I had never heard about the supposed 'sex game' until the other night when my friend's husband slid his fingers under the ones on my right arm and jokingly asked me what i would do if he broke them off. I was completely confused and he explained to me about this game. I then jokenly told him to go break his wife's bracelets before turning back to the movie we were all watching.
What would I do if someone broke my bracelets. Smack them for their stupidity then make them buy me more.
by pnkrckpixikat February 19, 2004
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