batteram

The slang name for the B-100, an armored vehicle with a battering ram mounted on the front, used by LAPD SWAT (Special Weapons and Tactics) teams in entering crack cocaine houses by crushing walls and doors.

Yo, gee, listen to some Toddy Tee's ol' school raps on police brutality and crushing down CPT crack-houses in his track from '85 - 'Batteram'

by lou benny November 9, 2008

betterfication

to better the situation.

dude, that party was totally betterficationed because of me.

by Ivar the legless January 24, 2009

bitter bear

The animal equivalent of Debbie Downer.

Mike: Don't be such a Debbie Downer.
Val: Don't be such a bitter bear.

by Ms. Downer May 20, 2009

Testicular Battery

The act of deliberately assaulting someone with your, or any other individual's, testicles.

I just got out of prison for testicular battery, after I killed your mom five years ago.

by Sodomy boy June 19, 2010

fanny batter

the thin crusty coating left on the cock after intercourse

after screwing that tart my cock was covered in fanny batter

by ross braun April 1, 2003

bitterbitch

To complain bitterly.

Did you just read the first line of that whole entry and take it as an opportunity to bitterbitch?

by Fable November 28, 2007

better than sex cake

Cake (dessert) that is 'better than sex'. In other words, a really good, preferably chocolate sauce smothered piece of baked goodness.

Thing 1: "Have you ever had better than sex cake?"

Thing 2: "What's 'sex cake'?"

Thing 1: "No, just better than sex cake."

Thing 2: "Wait, what's 'sex cake?'"

Thing 1: "No, there isn't sex cake! It's better than 'sex', 'cake'!"

Thing 2: "Oh! You mean cake...that's better than sex?"

Thing 1: "Yeah...So I'm assuming you've never had it before?"

Thing 2: "Had what, sex or cake?"

by Thing 2 December 13, 2008