blown out clarinet

An STD, named after anyone that was in a marching band. Symptoms include itchiness, red spots, anal leakage, breast tissue growth and listening to Neil Diamond on repeat for days at a time. Unfortunately no treatment at this time is available except for palliative care including cool baths in oatmeal, listening to Kenny G, and always double bagging it.

Girl 1: oh shit, green eyes and blonde hair, AND he knows fingering techniques?
Girl 2: Dont Lisa, last I heard, he was receiving treatment for a 'blown out clarinet'.

by HM Barber February 22, 2019

Blowan

A word made up in Louisiana is mean ur not doing something right/blowing the topic up .

Ur blowan , man ur blowan

by La bishhh March 14, 2019

Blownytail

When you are about to give a blow job and need to put your hair up.

That girl had to put her hair in a blownytail before succ

by andrewoneth April 29, 2019

Blowback

It’s this thing you can get from a chick when they give you a handjob. What happens is, they’re wanking you off, and then just as you’re about to blow your wad, they put their thumb over the end of your knob. If you’re really unlucky, the sperm flies straight back down your tubes and knocks out your spinal column

Hey man, why’d you get that back brace again?

Oh my chick gave me blowback

by Homie3794 July 4, 2019

Blowback

When smoking drugs on aluminum foil one exhales their hit into another’s mouth,with the hope that nothing is wasted and you get the maximum high possible.

Hey man, let me get that blowback

by KravenMorehead December 10, 2019

Blown sticks

To shoot guns or to smoke big gas aka weed

There was a shoot out down the street they was blown sticks

You wanna come over we can blow sticks

by Bïg nigga February 16, 2020

Blown out larry

This is the nickname given to Matt's overly abused anus.

Have you seen my blown out larry? its lookin really hairy.

by Dirty clam April 5, 2020