blowjob artist

Person who has become expert in providing a blowjob. This is actually a more sophisticated skill than many girls realize.

Alphonse: You are a real blowjob artist Frankie.
Frankie DJ: Thank you, I'm sorry for talking with my mouth full.

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Blowjobligation

Having a blowjob in exchange for goods, favours, services, etc

Buying dinner for a future blowjobligation

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U give any guy a free blow job but don't tell

I gave Justin a blowjob and we didn't tell anyone. It was fun! Blowjob: suck a guy until he cums:) so happy national blowjob day

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John: hey what are you doing tomorrow?

Bill: Getting head it’s national blowjob day

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Do not exist.

Don't marry her, dude. There are no blowjobs after marriage.

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When you lay down on someone's prayer mat right before they pray to Mecca so they are forced to give you a blowjob.

I snuck into the prayer room and planted myself on a prayer mat and got a total Mecca Blowjob. That bitch went straight jihad on my cock for hours.

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Its the month of november and you can suck anyones penis anytime you want and they arent allowed to do anything

Hey let me suck your penis since its blowjob month

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