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Barginity

A. Never having taken someone home from a bar before.
B. Never having been to a particular bar
C. Never having tried the bar's special.
A. Mike holds onto his barginity, he never goes home with trashy girls in bars.
B. Jane still has her Pepper Lounge Barginity, she hasn't even been there once!
C. You're famous for your huricane's here? I guess I have my barginity then! I've never tried one!
by MOD-HBIC December 20, 2009
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Bargain Fart

When you trust a fart enough to let it rip but get more than you bargained for upon evacuation. i.e. Sharting
"Bro, NEVER rip one while you're squatting or you might get a bargain fart. "
by JonnyMacBook November 20, 2013
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Hush Bargain

When a totally flustered male on the prowl for vagina at a chosen drinking establishment needs to quickly and efficiently:

A) "Seal the deal" with chosen female or
B) Move on by allowing uncommited female escape from situation, thus saving precious time for both parties.

Tell female a bathroom break is needed, but upon return, a drink or dance should be shared. Depart to restroom for no more than four minutes making sure to return to the same spot for confirmation of her interest, and your safe passage to victory.
Bro 1- "Dude hurry the fuck up with this chick, it's been like 30 minutes!"
Bro 2- "Hold the fuck on man, i'm working on it!"
Bro 1- "No fuck no, just hush bargain with her dude."
Guy to girl- "Hey, goin to the restroom, let's grab a drink or dance or somethin' when I get back."
Girl to guy- "Sure!" four minutes later...
Bro 2- "Bro! she bailed on me? what a bitch!"
Bro 1- "Fuck it, let's move on to the next."
by j.mar04 November 17, 2009
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blarge

- the way someone might feel after an eventful, sleep-deprived weekend
"Whoa...Chelsea Adams is blarge today", "she must be, its monday"
by eric February 14, 2005
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barganza

Oh, I fell on my BARGANZA!!
by Luke Witthoeft December 8, 2005
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blargh

Two words - Howard Dean. That should be self-explanitory
"...Vermont....Massachusets....BLAAAAAARGHH"
by NowhereMan March 28, 2005
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blargh

1. the name of a unicorn's third toe

2. or the reason we are making this post, excessive boredom or a generally feeling of blah
oooo, I'm stuck in a room with a bunch of idiots, blargh.
by zombiedragqueen April 5, 2009
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