buffet bender

When a person usually your uncle bends you over the kitchen table and buttfucks you

You: Yeah me uncle did the 'ole buffet bender on me last night

Friend: wtf?

by crusadesraids August 19, 2022

bender

A person who does not know how to appropriately handle social situations, and tends to masturbate so furiously that their penis becomes somewhat "bent" to a particular direction.

"Hey man, did you see that bender over there?"
"Yeah, I have heard his cock is bent to the right! I think he may also be on the spectrum."

by agentsmith2181 June 3, 2017

big bender

A large whet used to provoke her beast.

She appreciated his sophisticated use of big bender.

by Whet badger January 24, 2016

Bender

This is a hockey slang term. It refers to a player whose ankles bend when they skate, use colored tape, and use a lot of clear tape on their ankles.

Look Bud, coach's kid is a total bender.

by IplayhockeyIplayhockey January 14, 2020

Bender par

When in an arguement on a computer and someone calls you bender reply with a picture of bender and a question mark.

shut up you bender. (insert picture here) ? and there you go a Bender par.

by magesik snail June 2, 2011

Bender Boyfriend

1. a relationship that is formed by two individuals while on a bender (wild drinking spree) that lasts for 3 to 5 days.

“Wow. I really thought I liked that I met at the bar last weekend. But now I’m thinking he might have been my bender boyfriend.”

by tahoeCuTiE45 June 18, 2024

Bender

When Someone disappears for a day or more getting drunk and/ or high (shitfaced)

Frank: Where’ve you been Alex is 2 in the afternoon

Alex: I went on a bender last night & blacked out

by Anjolie May 12, 2018