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mashed like never before

Phrase used by neandertholic goons, usually reaching over 6 feet in height and hairy, who idolize other goofy big 6 foot indians. Refers to act of getting homoerotic on shorter monkey-like Indians, and random tall guys, while consuming copious amounts of alcohol.
We must now get mashed like never before and stay in the club until the lights come on so I can talk to a bunch of tall GUYS.
by Bigjohnstud September 26, 2005
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Acting out before a passing of someone

If you act out before someone you know passes without knowing they were going to pass, your subconscious may be trying to give you a sign or preparing yourself for the hurt to come.
Remember when I was super upset before dad passed?”
“Yes! That had to be a sign, that might be normal for someone acting out before a passing of someone”
by There is hope December 5, 2020
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We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank

The album which will make Modest Mouse a sell out when it is released on March 20, 2007.
I hope Modest Mouse breaks up before they release We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank, so that one of the best indie bands ever will not sell out.
by ...Sonic Youth fan December 14, 2008
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beforepicsorban

similar to the IRC 'picsorban' (look it up if you dont know it) but relating specificly to "before" pics such as those showing someone before they have lost weight
<sandy> hey i lost 10kg over spring

<bob> beforepicsorban
by geraldpoopypants October 4, 2006
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Beforedom

The feeling you get when you realize that what you are about to do will make you extremely bored.

The state of realizing boredom is imminent.

I.e. Before you are bored.
Walking into a slow night at work...

Danny: Dude, I just got hit by a huge wave of beforedom.

John: What do you mean?

Danny: How are we going to feel tonight work?

John: Bore.... oh.
John: Me too.
by JollyRogerBAzuls;) September 5, 2010
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beforeman

A person who is out of shape, over weight, or unkept. A physically or visually unattractive individual who would resemble a "before" photo in a before and after comparison. The opposite of Afterman.
Wow! Did you see Beforeman driving his scooter around the theme park? He had more chins than a Chinese telephone directory.

Rachel used to date this very hot guy from the city, now she's trolling around with this ugly ass Beforeman.
by LarryBobby May 22, 2014
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