beardazzled

essentially to be dazzled by someone's beard.

John: Wow, did you see Mike's beard?
Will: Chyea! I'm beardazzled!

by na7z March 2, 2014

Toogie Beard

A strand of caramel attached to someones bottom lip that extends downward toward that base of the chin. This is created by the hasty or careless biting-into a Snickers/Milkyway/100 Grand or otherwise caramel-included candy bar. The person must not realize that the caramel is hanging for a Toogie Beard to be genuine. The person will continue to talk, finish eating the candy bar, etc....without knowing that they just grew a Toogie Beard.

A toogie beard is the equivalent of having terrible toilet habits for your mouth.

by Ace Binkley December 24, 2005

social beard

To disguise your true intent in a social interaction by adding elements such as other people or exciting activities to distract those involved from your ultimate goal.

Inviting me was a social beard, he really only wanted to see you.

by Purple Coach June 28, 2010

Chocolate Bearded Clam

A black woman's vagina

Shaneequa has a smelly chocolate bearded clam

by kidlou December 15, 2010

sick beard

The beard that develops during one's stint with sickness, resulting in a lack of desire, need, or ability to trim or shave facial hair. The result is typically a large, unruly, homeless lumberjack looking beard.

Man, Jake's sick beard is pretty rough. Like, rougher than normal. It looks like a squirrel's nest.

by sadcatt January 6, 2011

Purity Beard

A Purity Beard is a beard a man grows until he is married, and on his honeymoon, his wife is then allowed to clipper and shave his beard off. It is the ultimate beardly sacrifice a man can make.

I'm sure all of you have heard of a purity ring... Its a ring people wear to declare abstinence until marriage. Well my idea is the "Purity Beard." Its when a dude (or girl if she can and wants too, I suppose) grows his beard out until he is married and let's his wife clipper his beard off on their honeymoon, making the ultimately beardly sacrifice.

by Levi S.B. October 27, 2011

Angry Bearded Dragon

A step above and beyond the typical Angry Dragon, wherein the male finishes the Angry Dragon, then throws a handful of shaved pubic hair in the partners face, causing it to stick to the semen, therefore giving the appearance of an Angry Bearded Dragon.

Dude, she's still trying to get rid of the hair on her face after I gave her the Angry Bearded Dragon.

by LtCuzco November 5, 2016