SKEET BEARD

Usually found in adult arcades, due to lack of paper towel usage amongst patrons on the receiving end of a glory hole. Requires the skeetee to be unshaven (see bear or any bluegrass fiddle player). Also prevalent in many Craigslist casual encounters and racist cruising.

"Hey Carl, were about to go onstage, put on some deodorant and clean up your skeet beard".

by Bingbong79 March 7, 2009

Beard Combed

The act of haveing a freshly combed beard in a crazy situation. You don't necessarily have to have one but combing your chin pretty much makes you in the game.

ex.
Person 1- "Yo man you clearly almost got hit by that car while running drunk across the drink".
Person 2- "Dude don't worry about it........Beard Combed"

by DizBuddy September 21, 2009

Grizzly Beard

A beard that is long and scruffy as hell kind of like the fur off a grizzly beard.

Bro 1: "Dude, shave, Movember is over"

Bro 2: "No I'm trying to grow a grizzly beard!"

by BeAnBeAn August 28, 2013

double beard

haylor

person a: taylor swift is gay as fuck
person b: so is harry styles
person a: double beard man

by oned1r3t10n January 19, 2021

beard disgust

The feeling you get when you have a patchy, thin, and/or coarse, wiry beard.

Eric looked in the mirror at his sorry excuse for a beard, and felt beard disgust.

by ether83 December 15, 2011

beard fetish

when you are in love with a guy with full on facial hair, who is sexy in a modern, lumberjack way

Did you see John's beard? He's so sexy. He brings out my beard fetish

by aprilshowersbringmayflowers June 5, 2017

beard water

Water that collects on a man's facial hair that is imparted to a woman's cheek when he kisses her. The amount of water collected increases with the awesomeness of the beard.

"Ugh, gross, beard water! Did you wipe your face?"

by Liz by way of jim December 12, 2012