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SKEET BEARD

Usually found in adult arcades, due to lack of paper towel usage amongst patrons on the receiving end of a glory hole. Requires the skeetee to be unshaven (see bear or any bluegrass fiddle player). Also prevalent in many Craigslist casual encounters and racist cruising.
"Hey Carl, were about to go onstage, put on some deodorant and clean up your skeet beard".
by Bingbong79 March 7, 2009
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Beard Combed

The act of haveing a freshly combed beard in a crazy situation. You don't necessarily have to have one but combing your chin pretty much makes you in the game.
ex.
Person 1- "Yo man you clearly almost got hit by that car while running drunk across the drink".
Person 2- "Dude don't worry about it........Beard Combed"
by DizBuddy September 21, 2009
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Skin Beard

The not-so-legendary pirate & gay cousin of Black Beard. Known for his love of the white frothy seas, Skin Beard is renowned for his looks - The scrotum chin, unbound by the traditional beard.
Bro #1 - Does that man have a...Ball sack for a chin?

Bro #2 - Muthafucka, that's Skin Beard. Don't say anything in front of him though, he's sensitive about it.
by Dracotic January 22, 2011
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Head Beard

The hairstyle which occurs two weeks after shaving your head.
Yeah dude, you have a real head beard going on there!
by Francii22 December 5, 2010
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Bearded Holston

The releasing of your man juice in the pattern of a beard on a females face.
That Heather chick from last night totally wanted me to jizz on her face so I got artsy and gave her an ole' bearded Holston
by Don Chavez February 9, 2015
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beard fetish

when you are in love with a guy with full on facial hair, who is sexy in a modern, lumberjack way
Did you see John's beard? He's so sexy. He brings out my beard fetish
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beard water

Water that collects on a man's facial hair that is imparted to a woman's cheek when he kisses her. The amount of water collected increases with the awesomeness of the beard.
"Ugh, gross, beard water! Did you wipe your face?"
by Liz by way of jim December 12, 2012
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