Usually found in adult arcades, due to lack of paper towel usage amongst patrons on the receiving end of a glory hole. Requires the skeetee to be unshaven (see bear or any bluegrass fiddle player). Also prevalent in many Craigslist casual encounters and racist cruising.
by Bingbong79 March 7, 2009

The act of haveing a freshly combed beard in a crazy situation. You don't necessarily have to have one but combing your chin pretty much makes you in the game.
ex.
Person 1- "Yo man you clearly almost got hit by that car while running drunk across the drink".
Person 2- "Dude don't worry about it........Beard Combed"
Person 1- "Yo man you clearly almost got hit by that car while running drunk across the drink".
Person 2- "Dude don't worry about it........Beard Combed"
by DizBuddy September 21, 2009

by BeAnBeAn August 28, 2013

by oned1r3t10n January 19, 2021

by ether83 December 15, 2011

by aprilshowersbringmayflowers June 5, 2017

Water that collects on a man's facial hair that is imparted to a woman's cheek when he kisses her. The amount of water collected increases with the awesomeness of the beard.
by Liz by way of jim December 12, 2012
