stealthy bastard

One who displays a level of stealth unlike any other

Because of their consistent display of stealthiness everyday, Ellie and Linsday are considered the premiere Stealthy Bastards.

by The original stealth May 23, 2009

Nosey Bastard

A Nosey Bastard is far nosey-er than just your regular Bastard. A Nosey Bastard can typically be found asking what kind of psycotherapologist you will be seeing this weekend, attempting to figure out your relationship status, and trying to comprehend non-binary people. They just need to know everything about everything, and no longer get invited to Thanksgiving dinner.

*They are typically old and may remind you of a certain Boomer.
**Not to be confused with Nastard (Nasty Bastard).

Nosey Bastard> ArE yOu A gIrL oR a GuY???? I cAn'T tElL BeCaUsE oF yOuR sIsSy HaIrCuT!!!!!
Non-binary person> I'm a human. What does it matter anyway?
Nosey Bastard> nO, bUt WhAt Do YoU hAvE iN yOuR pAnTs?????
Non-binary person> Oi, don't be such a bloody Nosey Bastard.

by mhm_yeah_nah February 26, 2020

Bastard son of an Irish Jew Nigger

The epitome of an illegitimate, self-loathing individual. Most often, when used as an insult, will render the opposition speechless.

Tim - God hates you
Ricky - Fuck you, you are the bastard son of an Irish Jew Nigger!
Tim - . . . *Cries*

by Grouthor April 2, 2010

bastard

1:A descriminatory word for someone you don't like, usually a male

2:old slang for A child who hasn't got married parents.

Robert was a bastard both ways
1. he was annoying
2.his parents werent married.

by Na January 21, 2004

Rat Bastard

A supposed human who is actually lower that a human being, but to make things worse, is able to pretend to be a human being. Someone who'd likely steal from his own brothers and suck up to his in-laws

That Rat Bastard PW sucks his stupid mother-in-laws ass while never visiting his own momma

by Krakz Artimius December 1, 2006

gay bastard

Illegitimate offspring of a couple who also happens to be gay.

His parents were never married and he turned out to be a homosexual...gay bastard!

by Dennis Jungbluth June 25, 2003

bast

bast is short for bastard. But can also be used as a term of endearment.

Dont be a bast.

or

I love you basts.

by Aqua Drop December 10, 2010