man basket

Man that has a giant vagina

Jay has a man basket

by cookiepoop May 30, 2008

Naked basketball

Basketball that is played naked. The women love to watch guys play naked basketball. And it is most often played by teen guys at a secluded hang out for teen women.

Lets play naked basketball.

by Deep blue 2012 March 27, 2010

eggs in a basket

slang for two testicles in the vagina and the penis in the anus simultaneously.

Jerry worked for years before he was able to achieve eggs in a basket with Laura. It was the crowning achievement of his life.

by Jerry Mandarin November 29, 2011

basketcock

The stereotypical penis of a basketball player. Normally nine inches or longer.

Maria took on Shaq's basketcock last night.

by TomLuuu February 16, 2007

Breakfast Basket

Placing a hard-boiled egg into a woman's vagina and then consuming it with cooter bacon.

-A full course meal.

Man 1 : You seem hungry.

Man 2 : Yeah, I skipped out on breakfast.

Man 1 : Shoulda just had a breakfast basket.

Man 2 : I'm not married.

by Lousy-David April 12, 2009

Basketball

Life. Period. End of story. No more.

How's basketball?
Its ok

by guess...i dare you June 18, 2006

Ass-Basket

A person that is such an ass as to comprise an entire basket of asses.

Bob: Your boss made you work late again?
Dave: Yeah, my boss is a real ass-basket!

by Larry Nathan April 29, 2008