Obedient Baker

When someone replies they'll do something in a sarcastic manner

Matt - Go fuck yourself
Sam - Okay I will
Matt - You 'obedient baker'

by daaaleisdav December 18, 2011

Hal Baker

A man who enjoys a good job as a top celebrity chef, but suffers from poor self masturbation. He usually gains help from a sibling or parent/guardian to finish the process of masturbation for him, up to the point of orgasm.

"He sure is a great cook but I've heard Johnny is a... Hal Baker."

by JackSimmons6754 December 30, 2011

a baker

a lucky or fortuitous bounce or ricochet resulting in a better than expected lie on fairway or green

a lucky bounce "shit!...that was a baker!"

by andyrr July 31, 2011

Bakering

To show narcissistic traits. One who “bakers” will generally try to manipulate any and all situations or people to benefit themselves regardless of the cost to others.

He was “bakering” all morning instead of simply admitting he was wrong.

by That guy 12890 February 24, 2023

Josh Baker

Someone who has previously dated Megan Gladden.

Landon: “Did you hear about that guy that dated Megan Gladden?”

Josh2: “You must be referring to Josh Baker!”

by Armenianthief January 25, 2023

Baker

Someone who is constantly mooching off of you and overstays their welcome then gives you COVID-19 then while you're in the hospital possibly dying proceeds to try and hookup with your ol' lady

He got me so sick I was admitted to the hospital and he tried to bang my girl!
Damn, what a baker!

by Iowagirl69 February 15, 2023

Wyatt Baker

A little bitchboy who's goal in life is to do nothing but to displease the people around him.

Damm dude why are you acting like such a Wyatt Baker right now.

by The One Who Is Truthful October 21, 2023