String Bass

The best and most glorious of the instruments, although ridiculously large and loud. The strings are E, A, D, and G, also known as Death, Ok, Nice, and Good. The bassist's job is to act as a metronome (and to keep the violins from rushing). Be nice to them, they try their best.

Person A: Hey, I just started playing the string bass!

Person B: Good choice. It's totally the best instrument.

by word child March 11, 2017

the bass is fucking raw

When your working on something and it's taking ages and when it's done it's not done properly.

Adam... Have you finished that job yet? You've been ages!
Mat - No, the bass is fucking raw!

by efghost March 6, 2018

Drop bass

Drop bass or simply “Drop” is the largest, deepest, loudest, and most scoliosis inducing bass drum in the line. This bass is very important for any marching band.

“What drum should i pick up today?”

“I hate you so go play drop bass!”

by Taydenswin October 30, 2018

Bubble Bass

That fat nerd from Spongebob Squarepants

Bubble Bass YOUR SO STUPID UWU OWO X3

by Armadillo Stomach September 3, 2021

Smack The Bass

Another term for masturbation

Brb bro gonna go Smack The Bass!

by Shitcakedasshairs June 16, 2018

Lance Bass Special

When a man with spiked up blonde fruity hair has another man jizz all over it and then rubs it in the other man's asshole

"I have my first date with Tommy tommorow night and he just had his hair frosted. Here's hoping he gives me the Lance Bass Special!"

by hinkdogger September 10, 2006

slap bass

the most badass way to play the bass guitar.

Flea plays slap bass. OOOOOH YEAHHHHH!

by wowser77 October 29, 2009