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crack of ass

what people say instead of "at the crack of dawn" to try and be funny.
"Mann It's soo late! I gotta wake up at the crack of ass tomorrow!"
by LMLYM7 July 7, 2008
mugGet the crack of assmug.

Ass Cancer

Ass cancer is another way of referring to anal cancer. Anal cancer is a type of cancer that occurs in the anal canal and the anus. It is a rare disease among the general population, but is very common among gay men. Along with that, infections like HIV and Syphilis are also very common among gay men.

Gay men who don’t have HIV are over 20 times more likely to get anal cancer than the general population. Gay men who DO have HIV are about 100 times more likely to get anal cancer. Rates of anal cancer among gay men have been increasing every year.

This is because gay sex often causes anal fissures or tears. The anus is supposed to remove waste from the body, and having gay sex will eventually cause tears and cuts to the anus. These tears can get infected.
Infections and diseases like HIV, AIDS, Syphilis, and anal cancer (or ass cancer) are very common among gay men. That is a fact.
by Medical School October 18, 2019
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sally ass

Stop acting like such a Sally ass .
by imjustsayin33 May 26, 2021
mugGet the sally assmug.

Ass explosion

When your ass literally blows up in a fiery ball of shit, flames, and intestines.
Jessica: Was that a bomb?
Chris: No. I had a bit of an ass explosion. I hate when my ass fucking explodes!!
by NaziFucker June 4, 2019
mugGet the Ass explosionmug.

ass cape

What you call a long sleeved shirt or pullover when you tie it around the waist such to hide the bottocks, cameltoe, etc.
Damn, girl, you need an ass cape 'foe ur ass raped.
by caddy wampus March 8, 2011
mugGet the ass capemug.

Passenger's Ass

When you've been sitting for a long period of time (usually in a car) and you start to experience a slight burning sensation in your ass.
Person1: Can we take a pit stop?
Person2: Passenger's Ass?
by $e9a October 25, 2009
mugGet the Passenger's Assmug.

Cracking Ass

When a person comes over, lays down a big fart and leaves, telling the others he will be back.
Dan and I were talking to a customer when Jim came over and decided that Cracking Ass was a good idea.
by joefromsc March 12, 2009
mugGet the Cracking Assmug.

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