loose asshole

A butthole that has been penetrated by a overly pompous wanker

Jill had been anally fucked too many times, therefore she has a loose asshole

by Opissermcwanker November 2, 2013

You have two assholes

An expression that came about in Springfield, Illinois when a kid shouted at his friend, "You have two assholes!"

This expression is believed to show anger towards a friend, an enemy, or somebody you're just mad at.

Kid 1: You suck at Halo 3.
Kid 2: Well, you have two assholes!

by The Crazy June 25, 2009

Hotter than the devil's asshole

A more extreme expression to convey intense heat.

Similar to "hotter than hell", and more uncomfortably specific.

It is hotter than the devil's asshole and our a/c is broken.

Don't touch that plate, it's hotter than the devil's asshole.

by Catullus Nex September 1, 2013

arsehole

British phrase for someone you don't especially like

Tony Blair, Manchester united supporters, Saddam Hussein.

by English guy February 24, 2005

asshole dentata

An asshole that has sharp teeth in it that will bite off cocks.

Fuck dude I tried to fuck Beth in the butt last night and her asshole dentata bit my dick off

by Jacobithador June 15, 2008

Asshole Jack

A theatre kid. Most likely gay. Likes to compliment himself up while putting down others. Steals phrases from other people. Also ditches friends to go see movies by himself. However is still loved for their amazing talent.

Wow! i'm really talented! I'm like an Asshole Jack!

by ohhotdamn2 December 24, 2010

Asshole Of The Week

An award that goes to the person who was the biggest asshole of the current week. Most likely the winner does something noteworthy of being an asshole.

Matt won asshole of the week for pissing drunk in the living room.

by ardysamburger January 27, 2011