An iOS game that is a lot like cards against humanity but a lot ruder and with a lot more knob jokes
by Washy February 17, 2015
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"Johnny Two Bears - is such an Apple Indian. He hasn't shown up at our blockade of the housing development for at least 2 weeks.
by Whiteeyes July 16, 2009
Get the Apple Indian mug.The crappiest product that Apple has shitted out to date.
It's like a giant iPhone except it doesn't have a phone or 3G.
It's supposed to be the "Netbook killer" but it doesn't even MULTITASK! But it sure as hell costs DOUBLE.
It doesn't even have a freaking webcam!
And how much does this piece of shit cost? $499 FOR 16GB!
SIXTEEN FUCKING GIGABYTES!
ARE YOU SHITTING ME?
Oh, but you can expect stupid Apple fanboys to rush to their nearest Apple Store to purchase this useless device because after all, IT'S FROM APPLE! IT'S GONNA MAKE THEM LOOK COOL AND HIP!
Tell me Apple fanboys, how does Steve Job's cock taste like?
Fuck, you gotta be a complete moron to actually be thinking about buying this pile of garbage.
And don't even get me started on the goddamn name.
"iPad". For fuck's sake. It sounds like a brand of tampons.
It's like a giant iPhone except it doesn't have a phone or 3G.
It's supposed to be the "Netbook killer" but it doesn't even MULTITASK! But it sure as hell costs DOUBLE.
It doesn't even have a freaking webcam!
And how much does this piece of shit cost? $499 FOR 16GB!
SIXTEEN FUCKING GIGABYTES!
ARE YOU SHITTING ME?
Oh, but you can expect stupid Apple fanboys to rush to their nearest Apple Store to purchase this useless device because after all, IT'S FROM APPLE! IT'S GONNA MAKE THEM LOOK COOL AND HIP!
Tell me Apple fanboys, how does Steve Job's cock taste like?
Fuck, you gotta be a complete moron to actually be thinking about buying this pile of garbage.
And don't even get me started on the goddamn name.
"iPad". For fuck's sake. It sounds like a brand of tampons.
by Hurp Derp January 27, 2010
Get the Apple iPad mug.A slimy apple is when you shove an apple up a very horny girl's vagina, and then pull it out and do hits of marijuana out of it.
by P.I.M.P.in' all ova the world February 7, 2010
Get the slimy apple mug.crack whore: hey can I have that pen?
john: why?
crack whore: 'cause i need to use the shell as an apple stem.
john: what's an apple stem?
crack whore: it's the pipe I use to hit the rock.
john: why?
crack whore: 'cause i need to use the shell as an apple stem.
john: what's an apple stem?
crack whore: it's the pipe I use to hit the rock.
by crackfiend January 6, 2008
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by J.N. Growling July 3, 2010
Get the Apple Rider mug.An apple pipe is a makeshift smoking device. To make one only requires an apple and a pen/pencil and about 30 seconds of time.
Step 1) Pull out the stem of the apple.
Step 2) The indentation in the middle of the apple (where the stem was) is the bowl. Push the pen/pencil halfway through the apple, but DO NOT go all the way to the bottom.
Step 3) Remove the pen/pencil and shove it straight through the apple perpendicular to the hole you just made. This creates the mouthpiece and the carb.
Step 4) Pack the bowl, smoke, and enjoy!
Step 1) Pull out the stem of the apple.
Step 2) The indentation in the middle of the apple (where the stem was) is the bowl. Push the pen/pencil halfway through the apple, but DO NOT go all the way to the bottom.
Step 3) Remove the pen/pencil and shove it straight through the apple perpendicular to the hole you just made. This creates the mouthpiece and the carb.
Step 4) Pack the bowl, smoke, and enjoy!
Bob: "I've got the weed and a lighter, where's your pipe?"
Joe: "Oh shit I left it at my house!"
Bob: "No problem, there's an apple in the fridge and there's a pencil over on the table."
Joe: "Nice thinkin'!"
Joe: "Oh shit I left it at my house!"
Bob: "No problem, there's an apple in the fridge and there's a pencil over on the table."
Joe: "Nice thinkin'!"
by Geist June 3, 2005
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