basic alternative

Kinda like a basic bitch but with an alternative aesthetic (emo, goth, ect). They usually think they're unique and interesting even though they're stereotypicaly alternative. They get their clothes in high street shops like hot topic.

'She's such a basic alternative.'

by BurialBird99 January 28, 2017

After-tap

The slightly sickening feeling that comes shortly after being hit or kicked in the balls. At first the blow may not seem too bad but then you feel the effects in the pit of your stomach.
After-tap can occur up to 1 minute after the initial sack tap or bell tap.

"Ah man I thought the worst was over but now comes the after-tap!"

or, following an attempted sack tap

"Aha, you didn't get me that badly... oh shit wait, here's the after-tap"

by jariki December 1, 2009

After Sleep

The sleep that occurs after your alarm goes off. You must get out of bed for no more then 2 seconds and then return to your slumber knowing that you will be late for something.

This is generally the best kind of slumber due to the fact that you dont give a fuck.

your boss: where were you this morning tom?
tom: I forgot my laptop on my kitchen counter and had to go back across town to get it.

your boss: dont let it happen again
joe: dude you had some after sleep didnt you...
tom: yes it did.

by MultiChampion March 17, 2010

aftercigarmint

n. A nearly finished, non-flavored, cigarette which is then crushed and turned into a menthol to extinguish some odor from the initial cigarette.
Crushing a Camel Crush at the end of the cig just to get a quick taste of mint.

My mouth tasted aweful after that cig. Good thing for these aftercigarmints.
Before I kiss you, let me smoke my aftercigarmint.

by TheSkaChef May 29, 2011

aftergirth

The small amount of sticky, residual semen that comes out of a penis that has ejaculated and since become flaccid. When the penis becomes soft after ejaculation, the urethra becomes less constricted and allows a small amount of seminal fluid to pass through and drip out the tip, sometimes minutes after ejaculation occurs.

I should have waited a while to put my clothes on after that quickie yesterday, my aftergirth made a damp mess of my boxer briefs!

by psychodelick December 14, 2013

after-ass

When someone farts and you don't smell it at first and then it hits you like a ass bomb.

Hey man I just farted.
Really I don't smell it at all...ah I smell it now it's fucking awful. I can taste the after-ass in my mouth.

by OGCankleSocks January 19, 2016

afterish

A time that is not now and it's not too long in the future

I am going out with the boys I am being picked up afterish

by Zacyfix January 27, 2018