Guy: Where are you going?
Alcoholic: To take a shower.
Guy: With a beer?
Alcoholic: Why not?
Guy: No one does that.
Alcoholic: I do.
Alcoholic: To take a shower.
Guy: With a beer?
Alcoholic: Why not?
Guy: No one does that.
Alcoholic: I do.
by The only name not in use July 28, 2018

A ritual of drinking Alcohol while claiming it is being used to Baptize oneself during prohibition in America , which is becoming popular again in Teenagers who use it as an excuse to drink when their Parents don't allow drinking.
by Yoloswagster May 20, 2014

Abolish august alcohol is the ultimate challange for alcoholics and eastern europeans
Rules:No alcohol its simple
Plecase dad just stop drinking
Rules:No alcohol its simple
Plecase dad just stop drinking
by Ani gucci November 7, 2018

At the beginning of the party I noticed and nice and beautiful girl, by the end of the party she was more like a belligerent devil because she's a bi-polar alcoholic.
by KrazyKracker76 July 26, 2017

by SWEDISH PIMP October 15, 2016
