Aaron Ruiz

Noun

A strikingly overweight male; typically known for bragging about playing soccer at a high school level.

An "Aaron Ruiz" is also regularly defined as a a grown man living in his parents guest room and screaming for more money to supply his Runescape membership.

Known for having a broad definition, this can also be known for having an urge to inform someone on very general information as a way to develop some odd form of self-value.

Sorry about all that screaming from my spare room. My 30 year old son has turned into a Aaron Ruiz.

If you wait for someone to stop talking so you can, you might be an Aaron Ruiz.

There's something off about that guy...he's kinda Aaron Ruiz-ish.

by IIIlIIl January 2, 2020

Aaron Kyro

A skater from the san francisco bay area

skater boy Aaron Kyro is good at kickflip

by sneakyfkr July 18, 2020

Doing an Aaron

Defines a situation where someone is so intoxicated that they soil themselves and proceed to call themself an ambulance.

Where’s old matey gone? Oh god! He’s doing an Aaron!

by Dg2155 February 20, 2021

Aaron Ballston

When you go too hard so that one of your balls gets stuck in her ass and you must detach it to survive.

Billy was smashing Dave's mom way too hard and had to Aaron Ballston that shit!

by coop81230 April 25, 2015

Aaron Black

Invented peanut-butter and the television.

David: Hey who invented the television?
Aaron Black: Me, I also invented peanut-butter.

by dfyrfgjhgsffgnfgn June 7, 2011

aaron shales

A swing in &Juliet

One of the best people ever to exist
Always looking incredible

omg aaron shales is so stunning

by xoxanonymoussssxo April 25, 2022

Aaron-Miller

A PornStar

Did you see that hot wet Aaron-Miller porn?

by Savvy Savior November 9, 2010