beat skeets

1) any situation leading to dissatisfaction;

2) a member of the opposite sex with unappealing physical qualities

1) Getting arrested at Sandy's apartment was beat skeets for those without an Irish name.

2) That girl in our physics class is so beat skeets; lets jump her.

by Randy December 6, 2004

yeet-a-skeet

To skirt a potential problem
To greet a close friend

Yo she said she had a dick I had to yeet-a-skeet out of there!
Yeet-a-skeet my dude what's up!

by All.in.brov June 18, 2018

Skeet Maverick

Producer of large quantities of skeet known for soaking it up with a large nerf ball and hurling it at unsuspecting opponents.

She was jus a mindin' her own bidness when BLAM, da Skeet Maverick hit dat bitch upside da head wit a 3 pound load .

by Buttermaker March 6, 2008

skeeted out

to be high on cocaine

that last bump got her all skeeted out

by hattrick November 7, 2006

Gambit skeet

A super power which gives a nod to the X-man Gambit. Although rather than charging cards with his elusive explosive power, this ability refers to the idea of throwing your skeet on someone(thing) and having it explode.

Specifically refers to making a fake 'jerking it' hand gesture and then throwing your skeet, which then proceeds to explode. It should be known that a gambit skeet is not complete without a sound effect to go along with the skeeting action.

Somebody makes a stupid comment and you gambit skeet all over them, effectively rendering their comment null and void.

by Ty Rock December 13, 2008

oh skeet

What someone says when something goes wrong, or something unexpected happens. Can also be used after someone gets roasted.

Matt - "Jenny said she wanted it last night"
Jeff- "Nah bro I saw her with Arthur"
Matt- "Oh skeet"

by Hello12345678987654321 October 8, 2017

Sweet Skeet

The Sweet version of a man's typically Salty Skeet. This happens with serious repetition of drinking Pineapple juice.

Girl to Friend : Salley, last night when those 5 guys were simultaneously Cumming on my face, 1 of them must be a fan of pineapple juice. He sure had some "Sweet Skeet"

by Jonny AK January 22, 2016