Brandon Russell

Someone that claims they enjoy being in the friend zone but secretly hates it

Thomas claims to be a Brandon russell, but I can tell that he’s in love with her

by LittleKidLover101 March 22, 2019

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Bill Russell

Next to God to Celtics fans

Yeah man, Bill Russell was a god

by Ilovebasketball44444 September 4, 2020

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Tanner Russell

Tanner Russell is hot but wierd asf.

me: Tanner is good
Tanner Russell: Tehe UWU👉👈
me: end your life

by G00se_guy_m0nkey_bumm May 18, 2023

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Russell

pirate sea otter from HTF(short for happy tree friends), originally named Russell the pirate

Me: I can’t believe I wasted time on writing a description on Russell from HTF that probably won’t even get seen and will make future me cringe

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Russell Alexander Kitchens

The best kitchen company in all of the land. The guy called Jack that works there is a right hottie.

Have you seen Jack that works at Russell Alexander Kitchens? He's a hottie!!

by anonymoussausagelady March 25, 2024

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The Leg-Day Skipper, Chinese Food Connoisseur, and Science Enthusiast Extraordinaire!

Meet Russell, the master of selective dedication. He's infamous for skipping leg day at the gym, resulting in a comical lack of lower body strength. He has unspoken rizz but everyone overseas it. THE MASTER OF CATFISHING.

Now, brace yourself for Russell's true passion: math and physics. Numbers and equations dance in his dreams as he unravels the mysteries of the universe. Armed with an assortment of pocket protectors, he strives to outsmart any intellectual challenge thrown his way.

gym bro #1: Russell, ever considered leg day at the gym?
Russell Han: Nah, my legs prefer permanent vacation.
gym bro #1: but why do you skip legs?
Russell: Becus I am rasell, you ching chong

by indiancunt29 May 15, 2023

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