1. Someone who tries their hardest to fit every emo stereotype just to be called emo. They pretend to like "emo" bands and styles because they think it makes them look cool.
2. A stuck up 12 year old that tries to act cool by copying emos.
3. A desperate guy who copies emo styles because they think they'll get all the girls.
2. A stuck up 12 year old that tries to act cool by copying emos.
3. A desperate guy who copies emo styles because they think they'll get all the girls.
emo poser: everyone look at me! i cut myself! i'm totally emo! i'm the most emo kid on the planet! Look how emo I dress.
person: uh.. sure...
person: uh.. sure...
by cheese pastry January 30, 2011
A person who thinks they can skateboard.
Usually has a penny board because that's Mainstream and Hipster right now.
Usually see them just carrying their board around.
They also have no Scratches on their board because they cant do shit and just show off their £150 army print 'New' Board... from www.pennyskateboardsonline.com.
Usually wear Beanies in the summer and Tie dyed tank tops with 'Hype' on them, or the really mainstream Thrasher T-Shirts in white with black writing.
Some of them also have Facebook profile pictures of them doing an Ollie off a curb, but you can only see the skateboard and their feet so you dont know who the fuck has done it.
Usually has a penny board because that's Mainstream and Hipster right now.
Usually see them just carrying their board around.
They also have no Scratches on their board because they cant do shit and just show off their £150 army print 'New' Board... from www.pennyskateboardsonline.com.
Usually wear Beanies in the summer and Tie dyed tank tops with 'Hype' on them, or the really mainstream Thrasher T-Shirts in white with black writing.
Some of them also have Facebook profile pictures of them doing an Ollie off a curb, but you can only see the skateboard and their feet so you dont know who the fuck has done it.
Friend - "look at him, another skater"
Me - "Hipster Poser Skater..."
Friend - "How d'you know? He could be really good"
Me - "He is wearing a trasher hoodie, Janoski's and a Hype beanie in the summer "
Friend - "Faggot"
Me - "Hipster Poser Skater..."
Friend - "How d'you know? He could be really good"
Me - "He is wearing a trasher hoodie, Janoski's and a Hype beanie in the summer "
Friend - "Faggot"
by WashingtonianFollowThrough July 27, 2014
by ThePoserBuster August 22, 2011
Someone who thinks buying a drysuit makes them a good kayaker. The poser wears the drysuit on flatwater paddles when everyone else is in shorts and a T shirt.
by A real paddler April 21, 2018
a smoothie poser is someone who is plainly out in the open seen as a poser and doesnt even know. a smoothie poser is someone who sucks really hard at trying to be something theyre are not and gets mad when you point it out to them
real skater: dude you are a smoothie poser and you suck
smoothie poser: shut up you're such a hypocrite
smoothie poser: shut up you're such a hypocrite
by the barbie massacre May 19, 2010
Any compact imported economy car, usually Japanese in origin, that has been excessively modified so as to resemble some bastardized, twisted mockery of a sports car, but has had little, if any serious performance related modification. To add to the illusion of being a performance vehicle, Fart Cannon mufflers are often added also to make the vehicle sound powerful to the untrained ear.
"Check out that dumb shit in the poser coupe!"
"HAHAHA That soccer mom in the minivan just left him in the dust!"
"HAHAHA That soccer mom in the minivan just left him in the dust!"
by Johnny_Reb May 19, 2009
The lamentation over the realization that the sudden increase in the Punk population was due to Warp Tour coming through town, and the equally sudden decrease when it's passed means it was just a bunch of posers.
Note- Warped Tour has no affiliation with the posers it creates/attracts, it is just an event that always seems to create/gather them.
Note- Warped Tour has no affiliation with the posers it creates/attracts, it is just an event that always seems to create/gather them.
Sad that all the new punk boys you were checking out at the mall came from warped tour? Seems to me like you got the Poser Blues
by Orbindo June 20, 2010