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colon blows

To terrorize your coworkers with the worst gas you can muster up. Combination of chili or chili dogs, hot wings, draft beer the night before work and four boiled eggs for breakfast should do the trick ( it also helps to hold your shirt in as long as possible as this will add to the aroma).
Man did you smell those colon blows he was dropping in the break room today it was the worst smell like something died I think I threw up in my mouth.
by whiplash72 January 20, 2015
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blow monger

that girl who goes to our school is a blow monger
by how about nooooo January 29, 2010
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Blow-Motion

When you get a promotion at your job however some aspect of it "Blows" such as getting paid less, crappy office (such as it being awkwardly placed, small, and or under construction), having to work longer or all of the above. The Blow part results in people saying "This Blows" When things are bad or worse then before.
Paul: So do you like your new promotion?
John: Well I get paid less, My Office is right next to the freeway, and I have to work for 18 hours a day.
Paul: Oh that Blows
John: Yep I got a blow-motion.
by Theblackness September 14, 2009
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awesome blows

Fellatio: A deep throat blow job; having your dick sucked down to the balls; the most amazing cock swallowing blow jobs; blow job porns; incredible cock sucking throat jobs.
Sharey don't mean a thing to me, I just want her to give me those awesome blows.
by DeepThrowWitDancer April 15, 2022
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blow trip

after a long and amazing blow job, the feeling that your tripping or high.
woah that felt like a blow trip
by cbenson69 November 22, 2011
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Ghost-blowing

The metaphorical dick sucking of a friend/colleague with a high regard of praise to others while the aforementioned friend/colleague is not around.
Cody was ghost-blowing you yesterday for your skill with the ladies.
by McFuzznut April 27, 2022
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Blow a hootie

To explosively fart due to massive pressure after attempting to hold it for a long time.
"Oh shit, I'm about to blow a hootie." "Gross, Greg just blew a hootie all over his pants."
by Ralph Wintergreen August 27, 2013
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