Slippery Pete

Peter Wright.

"Slippery Pete is late for class today, he'll just slip his way in."

by abonn October 16, 2012

Sweet Meat Pete

The act of driving around in your car, trying to pick up the fattest, uggliest women to perform oral sex on you.

Paul was driving around in his cutlass. It must have been a good night, his car was clearly dragging the ground. That night, he was being a true Sweet Meat Pete.

by The Big John Stud July 24, 2020

Side Street Pete

When you are parked on the side street.

Where are you parked? Front Row Joe or Side Street Pete?

by Rocklight March 19, 2021

Pedo-Pete

Your boyfriend how will try to have sex with you every night until he is satisfied. He will often bring his brother Gorgie in the mix for some very fun time. ;)

Oh my god Pedo-Pete made me run try last night from everything we did

by Panagis wants to be mine March 27, 2019

Polishing ol' Pete

To scrub off Mr.Happy down there, to achieve sexual pleasure.

Once I walked in on my boyfriend polishing ol' pete with a hotdog bun.

by HoroscopeJunkie April 5, 2008

Pete Rose haircut

The gayest haircut a person could possibly muster. An ecclectic blend of Moe from the Three Stooges and that half-retarded kid from kindergarten who would cut his own hair with a bowl on his head. Made popular and named for the third best hitter in baseball history Pete Rose (behind only Tony Gwynn Sr. and any player who faced the great Hideki Irabu).

Stewie- "Hey kid, where'd ya get the Pete Rose haircut?"

Zack- "Brad, you shouldn't have let Nick cut your hair while he's half in the bag. He just gave you a Pete Rose haircut"

by niggernicholas August 22, 2009

like pete rose

Used when screwed over, or taken advantage off; reflecting on the failure of Pete Rose making it into the Baseball Hall of Fame.

"Did you hear the teacher failed me by 1 point? I was fucked in the ass like Pete Rose."

by Robert L November 17, 2004