brian logue

A teacher that can't teach for shit

Brian Logue

by AnonymousUser27253 January 24, 2017

Brian Park

gay piece of shit

Look at Brian Park
Wow he is a gay piece of shit

by Doggyy88697yihih August 22, 2011

Brian Redban

Guy from some place I forget, probably best known for being employee and friend of Joe Rogan.

Something about editing videos and comedy.

Usually the quieter guy on the JRE.

"Hey Brian Redban, aren't alpha brains supposed to make you smarter."

Some person who thinks he's really dumb.

But to those people:

Fuck off Brian's hilarious. love that guy, no homo

by qweasdwersdfertdfg October 28, 2011

Dusty Brian

1. An increasingly and unbearably slow speed of thought, as a result of a witty criticism so intense said victim is left speechless.

2. A "so's your face" moment.

"Sally totally had a dusty brian when Oliver told her she punched like a little girl."

by Fraddence September 13, 2010

Evil Brian

The ferocious beast of an alter ego that is awakened by ingesting near-lethal levels of whiskey, Pabst, and cheap jello shots from a honkytonk in the middle of BFE Northwest. This is not your momma's dissociated identity, this one comes with a parental advisory and a bad attitude. Hide ya kids, hide ya wife, and hide ya girlfriends 'cause Evil Brian's going to be taking the wheel for the rest of the night. Evil Brian is the antithesis of political correctness and loves his boys. Evil Brian rides dirty with his posse of whiskey-slamming-est, dirty road-riding-est, mean-mugging motherfuckers this side of the Rockies.

"I'm about 10 shots deep and feel my mind slipping. Evil Brian's in control now; what happens next isn't up to me anymore, but you better hope that he likes your face, so he doesn't have to rearrange it for you."

Or

Evil Brian: "Don't worry 'insert name here' , you just go on and rest now. I'm Evil Brian and imma be getting us home tonight"

by TheZVG April 2, 2020

The Brian Williams

When you tell a huge lie to get ahead in the world, gather street cred or to gain advantage with the ladies. Based on the realization that NBC's anchorman has been less than truthful in some of his reporting.

Bro #1: Dude, I finally got Missy to go home with me, it was awesome.
Bro #2: Fuck you, no WAY, she turned you down at least eleven times.
Bro #1: I know, I had to totally use the Brian Williams to get in her pants.
Bro #2: Dude you are the master.

by Archanimal February 8, 2015

dead brian

After old mate Brian appeared on cigarette packets in Australia, it only makes sense that cigarettes should be called dead brians.

Hey James, pass me a dead brian.

by Oldmatebrian March 2, 2014