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Benjamin

Benjamin is usually a small, annoying boy who usually runs about and acts daft because he thinks he’s funny. He typically hangs around the same people because he’s too much of a hermit crab in a shell to actually talk to people. He likes those people though, he loves them a lot. He’s actually very nice, and also gives out good hugs, so he’s been told.
Who’s that?
Ah, that’s Benjamin.
What’s he doing?
Whatever he likes with no hesitation.
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Benjamin

Benjamin is one who plays Pokémon Go at the bar.
Benjamin loves Pokémon.
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Benjamin

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Benjamins are Kindhearted. They are often incredibly SMART! They are shy when you first meet them but very fun, wild and crazy as you get closer with them. They are a mix a an introvert and extrovert. They are also amazing at whatever they set their heart on! They are also HOT AF! Great in bed.
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Benjamin

Someone that everyone loves because he is the nicest person you’ll meet. He is also extremely funny (although that might just be due to people laughing at his lisp) and never makes thing about himself. He’s extremely handsome and tall and has an obvious resting bitch face, however once you start talking to him he is warm and goofy and fucking weird. He has the nicest eyes EVER and has a noticeably nice smile which will light up any room he walks into. He is mysterious and deep which makes him seem unapproachable and is full of surprises like his intelligence and skills when it comes down to his tongue.
“Benjamin is so fit
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benjamin johnathan briggery briggs

benjamin johnathan briggery briggs aka "the skinwalker" , "boogalie" or simply "it", is a large, lankey, orange being known to roam around public parks and lithuanian embassys during the night trying to capture little boys to use in its experiments. it is known for being a test subject for heffley trafficking inc. its true form is believed to be so revolting, slimy, hideous, oily and dandruffy that anyone who comes into contact with it is simply too shocked and horrified to breath. for centuries there have been reported sightings of it and its lovers, xaviwavi, jamal and zac. in order to summon this ungodly creature the words "i cant do a pushup" , "i enjoy watching porn" or simply "we go jim" must be recited 3x and it is believed to show up immeadiatley and suck you through its phat hairy orange arsehole to the heffley trafficking inc dimension where you or your test subject will be experimented on. there are some well known repellants that have been used against it are: basic hygene, regular porn, hentai, women and people who are against crypto.
A- "bro there was some 8ft thingy hiding near that house!"
B- "oh fuck, be careful it may be benjamin johnathan briggery briggs"
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Oscar Benjamin Saguilan Jr III

A man who is packing and super fucking funny
Oscar Benjamin Saguilan Jr III is a funny guy.
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Benjamin

Benjamin
(ben-juh-min)

An annoying little cunt with no friends who won’t shut up. Overcompensates for his tiny peepee by spending way too much time at the gym, flexing muscles nobody asked to see. Usually short, loud, and desperate for attention — the kind of guy who thinks he’s intimidating but everyone’s just laughing at him.
“Don’t invite that Benjamin, he’ll just show up alone, flex his biceps, and talk about himself while nobody listens.”
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