He’s a tall,funny, and has big dick energy 😫. He’s and amazing person in and out if yk what I mean 😏. He will fuck your sister and mom on the same night no doubt. You can trust Bryan with anything⁉️ He’s a great and loving guy. He wants a gf so this his number 😉 (813) 352-8725!!!
by Strezzy_1738 November 23, 2021

The most sigma, dattebayo, ultra instinct, gyatt, rizz specialist, fanum tax producer, alpha chad of a man. He can make your best day even bester and your worst day even bester. If you are nice to him, he can be your most best nakama. However, if you make him mad, he will go feral on you and make you regret that you were ever born.
by Oh Bryan November 26, 2023

bryan gorritz is a boy that now likes keely murphy he used to be friends with chrsitian fatato but he doesnt like christian anymore but its ok bryan is a youtuber and so is christian fatato
by BOIBOIBOIBOIA May 28, 2018

He’s annoying, but a little bit less annoying than Azad. Like Azad, he’s also liked by few, and his best friend is his left hand.
by lilylicious June 6, 2018

He is the most humorous and seductive guy with a 6inch howitzer. Able to penetrate 800mm of composite pussy armour from a range of 10km. (May or may not have single-handedly won the battle at Golan heights.) Bryan is also a staunch defender of his religion and if he so happens to be catholic he may very well go on a fucking crusade to slay the fucking heretics.
Wow i must have been in the 10km radius of Bryan i can already feel the baby kicking in me.
General Bryan has personally slain the ottoman garrison in acre
General Bryan has personally slain the ottoman garrison in acre
by Pope Bryan 19 November 22, 2021

One of the finest niggas you could ever know, and literally an obsession.
Best person you could ever meet, even thinking about him could just make you smile
Best person you could ever meet, even thinking about him could just make you smile
by Unknownl0verr 🤭 April 11, 2023

He's a bit of a Bryan.
by QWERTY51682 November 24, 2021
