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Zombie fucker 

A guy who fucks zombies instead of killing them. There are no living zombie fuckers left, they're a dying breed.
DJ Chalkboard Felix was one of the most notorious zombie fuckers around.
Zombie fucker by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018

Zombie Penis 

When you cum yet get another boner 2 minutes later.
Wow Barry, i was jacking off, i came everywhere, then i got a zombie penis!

Zombie Journalism 

Filler content/stories that relentlessly devour any new tidbit of information about a film or TV show regardless of whether any information was actually present, leading to a horde of similar stories about equally inane "details." Usually, these stories originate from Reddit fan-theories and end up being treated as news.
"Did you see that 500 word story about that 13 second Game of Thrones clip for the final season?"

"Yeah. They just mindlessly devoured that Reddit thread like a horde of zombies"

"Zombie journalism sucks!"
Zombie Journalism by mAnomie March 3, 2019

Zombie Butt 

When your farts smell like you have been eating nothing but dead things.
For God's sake, Grandpa has straight Zombie Butt after eating nothing but Cheetos and cabbage!
Zombie Butt by Skiddy Marx April 26, 2019

zombie beast

hacker lol
annoying
likes to be mean
that guy zombie beast is so annoying
did you hear about what he did to her minecraft world?

Zombie-Dicking 

1. To use one's penis to transmit diseases via sexual intercourse with multiple partners.
2. For an individual (particularly of the male sex) to seek sexual intercourse with disregard to one's self or another.
1.*"Hey, why is everyone angry at Todd?"
"Well, they found out he went around 'Zombie-Dicking' last night and now we've all gotta get checked."
"Goodness gracious... call the C.D.C."
2.*"I'm so worn out and my flesh hurts, man..."
"Maybe you should quit 'Zombie-Dicking' and get a hold of yourself before you catch an STD."
"I guess, bro-"
"Fuck you, Chad."
Zombie-Dicking by CheddarMember December 21, 2019