Zapoutine

Zapoutine is the alter-ego of Jean-Édrick

AKA the man with the BIGGEST GYATT in the world

AKA the man who never gets ‘angy 🥺👉👈’

Damnn bro am about to have a Zapoutine

by Mr.desbienTheGoat February 8, 2024

Zapped

Adjective used to describe a lack of brain activity in someone’s thoughts and actions.

Ted: “Diet Coke is far better and healthier than water!”
James: “You’re zapped as fuck.”

by heisenword April 28, 2024

Zapata Time

When someone is always incredibly late. If an event starts at 4, they’ll maybe be there by 6:30. They will never be ready by the time you ask them be ready by.

“Hey, where’s Zapata? We said to be here by 4”

“He’s just getting out of bed”

“Damn, that bitch is always on Zapata time”

by CM_0313 May 28, 2024

Zapoe

een vettige boer

Ik dronk net een glas cola en liet een vettige zapoe.

by pumizumi February 14, 2024

Zapoutine

Zapoutine is the alter-ego of Jean-Édrick and is the man with the best GYATT in Montreal.

If you say otherwise he’ll get ‘angy 🥺👉👈’

Damn bro is that Zapoutine??

by Mr.desbienTheGoat February 29, 2024

Zaptosing

When you fuck your partner in the bathtub after they cheated on you, jumping out of the water and tossing the live toaster in the tub and yell “you don’t have enough badges to train me! “

When you find your partner cheating on you and you decide it’s time to go zaptosing

by Darkowler March 7, 2024

Zapping

The art of expelling flatulence on a person or object in a devious or sneaky way, in a manner that sounds like electricity. Preferably on trash cans.

“Hey, you see that guy over there? Go zap him!”
“I sure will, I love zapping!”

by TheZapper April 11, 2024