Ear Worm

An ear worm is actually a carnivorous worm that eats people's brains. They used them in California in da good ol' days to kill young women without leaving any evidence.

"Stick that ear worm in her ear, that'll shut up that stupid whore, ol' chap!"

by Have Mercy! March 01, 2005

DICK WORM

can be used to describe literally anything or anyone or any action.

throw them dick worms up!
you are such a dick worm....
dick worms unite

by MAC September 15, 2004

Mr. Worm

a square head old man with an OMEGA hairy chest who is loved by many young girls

Tammy: Ewww Who's that? Look at all that hair on his chest!
Meghan: Oh! You're so slow! It has to be Mr. Worm!

by bobpatrickohgodtheyrehot March 29, 2010

Anal Worms

Hair.

"My, Janet, your anal worms look lovely today!"
"Have you had your analworms cut?"
"I love running my hand through your analworms"
"Head and Shoulders keep my analworms flake free"
"Give me a shower cap to avoid getting my analworms wet"
"Cum on my face darling, but not my analworms"

by Sophie Almad July 29, 2008

Sun Worm

When someone fills another's bum with sun tan lotion and then proceeds to have anal sex with them and moves such an alarming rate that it causes the receiver's rectum to become tan from the glowing heat of the giver's penis.

"Damn it!" - Male 1
"What?" - Male 2
"I need some sun tan lotion so I can give my wife a sun worm!" - male 1
"holy crap that is gross." male -

by The Stealer of Ah-noose March 20, 2012

can of worms

A can filled with worms. Often used to describe the feeling of inserting ones genitalia (male) into a vagina where the male is indifferent to a particular vagina.

Man, I can't believe I hit that bitch last night, she was nasty. (Supportive friend) Hey man, can of worms..

by Yogurt February 18, 2004

Book worm

Receiving a blow job while reading.

I was reading in bed last night, and my girlfriend surprised me with a book worm.

by Hopethisworks March 04, 2014