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wink wonk

Another term for ones valued member, mostly referring to a mans penis, but can also be used to title a loved or valued individual.
If you're lucky, I will show you my wink wonk.
by Recluse2010 February 5, 2010
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winkin' lincoln

referring to the male's private companion
"I'm not getting near that winkin' lincoln!"
by ra botts July 29, 2006
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winker sphincter

(also pronounced "winka schvincta")

Technique employed by Caribbean/ Bahamian exotic dancers used to surprisingly entice non-native travelers. Most prevalent at nondescript buildings that house 10:1 stripper to customer ratio. Skrippas that use this technique will ofter grab the customer by the hand upon entry, straddle his arm and lead him into the club by unclothed crotch. Once a seat has been chosen, the service women will face away from customer, and with straight legs, grab her ankles. If customer attempts eye contact, the winking of the anus will surely distract.
(also pronounced "winka schvincta")

Technique employed by Caribbean/ Bahamian exotic dancers used to surprisingly entice non-native travelers. Most prevalent at nondescript buildings that house 10:1 stripper to customer ratio. Skrippas that use this technique will ofter grab the customer by the hand upon entry, straddle his arm and lead him into the club by unclothed crotch. Once a seat has been chosen, the service women will face away from customer, and with straight legs, grab her ankles. If customer attempts eye contact, the winking of the anus will surely distract.
Brad: "So did you guys enjoy the strip club last night?"

Jef: "Well after she introduced me to the winker sphincter, she said for $80 we could go to the back and do anything I wanted..."

Jef: " I said, Does that include leave?"
by jef400 October 30, 2009
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Winkers

His winkers are long!
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Winking

Walking while drinking an alcoholic consumption
Mike: I am in desperate need of a drink, but I have to think about my health
Ilse: We could take a nice wink around the park?
Mike: Yeah! Let's go winking
by TheTinyWinker November 14, 2018
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Ice Wink

When you skeet in the eye of a girl causing her to wink at you in thanks. This is an act of gratitude and a segue into the one eyed pirate.
Gretchen gave me an ice wink for my birthday. I guess she really likes it in the eye.
by fornicatia March 24, 2010
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The wink-wonk

A euphemistic term for sexual intercourse
Olivia: "are you going to get the wink-wonk tonight?"
Josh: "maybe if I'm lucky"
by banterbus from banter ville December 20, 2017
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