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Wilson

Wilson is simply that nigga‼️ Ain’t no way you gonna catch Wilson slippin any time soon. Y’all better stop playin with my boy Wilson on foenem😒 And guess what… your mom makes Wilson food every Sunday, your girlfriend sleeps with Wilson every time she not sleeping with you, and your best brodi plays 2k with him every time he says “He’s Busy” 🤧 INDEED😵 💫🙈🐐
Deshaun: Yeo I seen ya bae talkin with Wilson

Alex: Oh shii for real? Damn, I guess I’m single 😖

Deshaun: Huh why?

Alex: Cuz that’s Wilson, she not my girl no more
by The Bad Guy💔🧟‍♂️ December 4, 2021
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Halle Wilson

Halle is a professional volleyball player that flops every fucking time she runs for a ball. Also a huge bitch
god i fucking hate Halle Wilson
by jagtiger26 November 29, 2018
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Wilson

Verb: Sex Act

To receive a Wilson, or to be Wilsoned, means that a woman on her period removes a bloody tampon, squeezes it in her hand, and slaps her partner in the face, leaving a bloody handprint, similar to the one on the Wilson volleyball in the movie "Castaway."
"Dude, Mark told this chick that she's fat, and she dropped trou and pulled out her tampon! She said " I'm fat, but you're Wilson!" and smacked him right I'm the face! We all LOLOL!"

"So this guy warned me he was into weird shit, but when he asked for a Wilson, I was like WTF!"

"I have never been so grossed out as when Molly got drunk and Wilsoned two different guys at the party..."
by C Sneaking Bear November 30, 2017
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Wilson

A round disabled person with eyes in both watches. Travels primarily by mobility scooter or wheelchair. Persons called Wilson are employed by the British Army in FIBUA as they can see round corners, and formally by the RAF as aircrew due to their superb three sixty degree vision. Distinguishable by having a head like a cod fish.
“I’m just going to shine this light in your eye and please follow it as you read the wall chart behind you....yes you are a Wilson”
by Able Radar January 17, 2020
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pass the Wilson

by Orangelight5892 January 19, 2024
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Wilson

Wilson growled.
by Yeet1)’ April 27, 2019
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Madeleine Wilson

the best person u can meet. shes probably a water sign and wears statement clothes- if u get her never let her go because shes one of the most loyal friend u could have. shes also always down for a party
“Do you know Madeleine Wilson?”

“Yeah! I’ve known her for years, shes the best!”
“Let’s invite her to have a sesh with us”
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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