Whittling party

A term for an Orgy.

"Didn't mean to interrupt yer... whittling party."

by TheRealSneke October 26, 2025

Cousin Whitey

Powdered coke, or sometimes crank.

"I'm takin' my Cousin Whitey out to the club with us."

by House of Mayhem September 11, 2005

Derek Whittingham

The most awesome person you will ever meet, the show Dragon Ball,Z and GT are depicted about his life, and how he gets "Whittingham Rage" through his bloodline. This person is IT, and by IT we mean HE'S IT, the one and only god that is amazing at everything he does, he is Chuck Norris' Father followed by his younger brother God, He smashed over 9000 girls box'. He is the hope of the universe, He is the answer to all living things that cry out for peace, He is protector of the innocent, He is the light in the darkness, He is Truth.... He is the Ally to good! and a Nightmare to you!!

Is it a Bird? Is it a Plane? No! It's Derek Whittingham!!!!

FUCK YEAH I'M AWESOME!

by The Energy Knight April 16, 2011

Rude witty

The "Rude witty" is when, in order to end a conversation or argument, one pulls their pants down, turns around, and bends over to reveal their buttcheeks, after which they start to drum the William Tell overture on both cheeks.

There is also the extreme edition, which is where one farts the brass sections of the song, and manages to finish the entire piece before the other person walks off.

Right when my boss was about to fire me, I broke out the full extreme edition of the rude witty, and left the office with dignity.

by Cap'n Derp July 5, 2011

Hepatighty Whiteys

Undergarments with the subtle scent of fecal matter due to either not being washed or not whipping ones anus.

Dude have you smelled Billy lately?

Yeah dude he has some serious hepatighty whiteys.

by AussieC November 9, 2012

matthew whittimore

A kinda cool guy, hates school and plays a lot of video games. usually has a pet such as a dog, lizard, or cat.

matthew whittimore is a dick head

by fskjgrwiuabfvjoagh August 26, 2017

Westside Whittler

A Westside Whittler is a birchball player who possess the glove of Ozzie Smith, the bat of Babe Ruth, the speed of Ricky Henderson and the arm of Vladimir Guerrero. Whittlers are the cream of the crop of all of humanity. Losing is not in a Whittler's vocabulary. If you should come upon a Westside Whittler, shake their hand and never wash it, that is the closest you will ever get to meeting a birchball God.

Hey Pedro, did you know the Westside Whittlers wake up in the morning and piss excellence?

by Birchball MVP 2017 November 10, 2017