ass whipe

its like an asshole..but much worse bc it whipes the asshole..

i fuckin hate david! he is such an asswhipe.

by k*tizzle January 7, 2004

ass whisperer

One who is well versed in the health and wellness of the booty. Ass whisperers are akinned to shaman but specialize in the butt. They are both feared and respected in native villages and they can dole out a powerful diarrhea hex if you piss them off. They are generally called upon to correct any malfunction with your rump. They can also be very good lawyers if someone has wronged your butt.

Every once in a while powerful evil spirits will possess your butt causing it to talk and shit uncontrollably. In these cases only the most experienced ass whisperer can expel them. Fortunately this doesn't happen too often.

Sometimes ass whisperers will actual whisper into to random people's butts!! No one knows why they do this but if it happens to you, politely tell them to stop and they will.

Does your tribe have an Ass Whisperer?

We did but he was killed in a raid.

by Black guy who likes white dude December 26, 2013

Jackass Whisperer

One who tries to explain him or her self to a Jackass.

One who has to try to make sense of even the simplest concepts to someone else (a.k.a the Jackass).

Becky: So Joe, how did the management meeting go?
Joe: Pretty much same old, same old.
Becky: So did John go over the org chart again?
Joe: Of course. The first hour of the meeting was spent by John explaining his choices of the color of the arrows, thickness of the lines, and font used for each subordinate level.
Becky: (sounding aghast) You've got to be kidding!
Joe: Yeah it's true. Vince tried to point out to him that there might be bigger issues to discuss but finally gave up. He told me later that he is sick of being the Jackass Whisperer.

by Your Eminence January 14, 2014

Whipjack

Wip-Jack
An apostle of the Pastafari. Also a pirate disguised as a shipwrecked sailor

The whipjack took five of our men before he was slain.

by Lord Maynard October 16, 2008

nut whiplash

it is where you get hit in the nuts so hard that they move back and forth causing whiplash and it causes large amounts of pain

guy1:Hey! whats up?
Ninja:*kicks guy1 in the nuts*
guy1:Oh! god nut whiplash...
Ninja:....*walks away calmly*

by kyle mueller March 10, 2007

No Whiper

After you finish using the bathroom and you've had a nice dry shit so when you go for the whipe there's nothing.
The best thing that can happen after a shit.

Ricky: DUUDDE! Guess What! It finally happened!
Jake: OMG! A NO WHIPER?
Ricky: OH YEAH!
Both: EEEE!!!!

by the_happy_pooper April 4, 2009

hippie-whip

(verb) To exploit someone's strongly held alternative values and beliefs for the purposes of tricking them into going out of their way to help or support you. The subjects of a hippie-whip are compelled to act in your interests as it is a way for them to demonstrate their commitment to their hippie values.

Their daughter enjoys being a vegetarian, not because of any noble principles, but simply because it's a way for her to "hippie-whip" her parents into making a fuss over her and her vegetarianism.

by dalb0z December 29, 2009