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whale-nets

When an overweight woman attempts to wear fish-nets.
"Kim is totally wearing whale-nets."
by Kurt Waggoner November 19, 2007
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Whale puncher

-adjective

1)One who has punched or regularly punches large sea-mammals.

2)One who exhibits the characteristics of the type of person who would enjoy punching large sea-mammals regardless of past events.

3)One who enjoys teasing others either harmfully or playfully.

4)Any man who enjoys, seeks out, and/or regularly engages in sex with larger than average women.

The connotations of this term in all it's uses can positive, but are usually derogatory.
1) "He's a convicted whale puncher."

2) "Watch out for her, she's a bone cold whale puncher."

3) "Don't listen to him, he's just whale punching."

4) "He's a whale puncher, and he gets a lot of action, but he says he can't afford any more dinner-dates."
by Kakapo March 26, 2009
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whale cunt

A female who has has 16 kids
by cunt lsut September 23, 2016
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Whale songs

When you and a male friend are banging two chicks in an otherwise quiet house and the only sounds that can be heard are the females moaning back and forth "singing".
Guy 1: Hey man, those girls from last night that were all over us are coming over tonight.

Guy 2: Awesome, they were DTF last night so we'll have them singing whale songs in no time.
by wDawks May 12, 2018
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Reject Whale

Noun: Reject whale has been rejected for life. He cannot swim, he can only retardedly flop. He has but a few "friends", like Fail Unicorn. But they can't talk, only moan idiotically to each other.


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--"Reject Whale" can also be used an an insult.
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Prime Whale

The equivalent of awesome, cool, great, etc.
"Yooo Chris is your name from XCOM? Have you played 4 yet? That shit is prime whale!"

"Fucken lit prime whalin"
by NilosGames May 19, 2018
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whale hut

an ancient eskimo term for a morbidly obese woman's vagina
guy 1"Dude did u hook up with that fat chick last night?" guy 2 "Hellz yeah, i pounded that whale hut all night long!"
by red chickens00 May 9, 2008
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