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Spread the Web

Early morning need for a man to stretch and pull on his nut sack. This sometimes result in a moist/warm nut sack looking like a web being spread apart...hence Spread the Web
Early each morning, Bill felt the need to spread the web before he got his cup of coffee.
by Captain Duder April 19, 2012
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Cooter web

An older womans grey snatch hairs that are mangy to the point where you have the pry them open in order to gain entry to the vagina.

An elderly persons pubic hair that hasnt been shaved for years.
Dude, I humped this granny and she had cooter web to the max!
by Elizzle Dizzle January 2, 2012
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Charlotte’s Web

When you queef after a creampie and it shoots out like a spiders web.
She queefed after I creampied her, call that a Charlotte’s Web
by PShadowz February 25, 2023
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Sperm web

Noun. It is a phenomenon that happens when a girl is being “courted” by a guy and they are about to get serious and then suddenly all of her exes, hoes, or random men start showing up trying to earn her affection. It’s as if all men are subconsciously connected through this sperm web.
“Bruh my ex boyfriend just texted me he misses me!” “Oh my god, ugh it must be the sperm web”
by Lolbrono January 16, 2023
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People who have a printing business are looking forward to getting the best web to print software for a long time. Although there aren’t many software in this field, it is still difficult to choose any of them. Here we will be looking at the best web-to-print software which is trusted by the companies and comparing them on different aspects to know which one should be better. It should be noted that the software choices depend on the business owner and the type of prints they require.

About Web-to-Print Software
Before looking at the best software, it is necessary to know about the web-to-print software too. This is a digital way through which business owners can process their printing orders online. Till now, this method is known to be the best way to perform online printing. The best part about using this method is that the customers can choose the design by themselves, or if they are unable to decide it, there are a few templates present in the software too. Most the business owners have started to design their storefronts through the same, and it is more convenient than the previous methods.
How to Find Best Web to Print Software for Your Printing Business?
by WTPBiz February 19, 2023
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web band

A band that is on the internet or virtual like Vocaloid and Your favorite maritan.
Dude, this web band called your favorite martian is all the best shit.
by Zeltiar October 13, 2023
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Wood wide web

Contrary to popular believe (see: ala mode), the Wood wide web's nonsensical capitalization structure is purpose built for it's own rationale. You see that the wood can be utilized, speaks to human's ownership of the domain of Earth. The wideness of this expanse, speaks to the spooky incantation which follows it. That is to say, we have not uncovered all rocks, harvested all grain, plowed and fertilized all soil. And, while this may be scary in that Brown Recluse Spiders are all around us, wanting to murder us for our existent nature--they mostly love in the woods, protecting their own webs. . ."mostly"
Eric Cartman is a proud user of the Www to. . .uh justify bully in the Wood wide web. Like a comment bullying a bully--which in this case, the thought completes itself. (I.e. : "I have evidence, and I'll use it!" )
by BestEgo November 17, 2023
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