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waffle foot

when you step on an uneven surface and it leaves an imprint on your foot

you step on a waffle iron

or when your feet just don't look right.

some cases a waffle foot is noticeable.
1 Jim- *holds his foot out of the water* dude this pool is giving me a waffle foot!!

2 margret - these sandls just scream waffle foot

3 eric- *at wrestling the padding on the floor leave detailed imprints of your feet* oh no.. they is gonna find out!
by shattered but aware January 15, 2010
mugGet the waffle footmug.

dehydrated waffle

A vstar employee that knows everything with a side bitch. Majority of the time is named kayleigh.
Why are you being such a dehydrated waffle.
by Wormslayer44 May 22, 2017
mugGet the dehydrated wafflemug.

Floor waffle

A term used to describe a certain kind of sadness, often akin to that of living in a dumpster with no real future or friends.
Ever had a waffle fall flat on the floor, glued to the grimy surface with its syrup acting as the suffocating binding agent between what was a perfect, golden, crispy, glistening, waffle and the musty human trash ridden floor? That’s what I feel like, a floor waffle.
by Lightly used napkin March 7, 2022
mugGet the Floor wafflemug.

Piss-Waffle

A Derogatory term towards Americans, a mockery of 2 stereotypical favorites of Americans. "Piss" is referring to Piss Water or watered down beer, while the "Waffle" is referring to how most people in political power flip sides as easily as a Waffle for nothing more than gaining political favor.
"Oh great, here he is..." - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.
"Oh, hello there, my name is--" - Politician in Washington D.C.
"NOPE! Fuck off ya Piss-Waffle!" - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.
by ST0N3D_Y0G1 January 18, 2023
mugGet the Piss-Wafflemug.

cleveland waffle

Taking a shit in a laptop (usually so one else's) and shutting it.
I just totally gave Joe the Cleveland Waffle. You should have seen his face.
by Elywin May 21, 2016
mugGet the cleveland wafflemug.

waffle sack

When you place your balls and sack in a Waffle iron to flatten them so they can glide between your legs instead of hitting your legs.
This feels so fucking good walking with my new Waffle sack.
by Keeping it real February 20, 2017
mugGet the waffle sackmug.

Chicago waffle

Taking a dump on someone’s latptop key board then shutting the lid
I Chicago waffled Greg the other day, needless to say he was not amused
by The meme god August 22, 2018
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