Clobber-Waffle

A way of calling someone stupid, or an idiot.

He is such a Clobber-Waffle!

by Harleigh James May 7, 2020

Waffle realms

Amongst the caves of waffle

Lurking ogres devour waffle

In a gruesome sort of way

Above and beneath, piles of waffle

Winged ogres cook waffles

Before long you’ll love waffles too

And become a waffle merchant

Are you amongst the waffle realms

by Mxinion is a waffle merchant December 11, 2022

Thurston Waffles

The famous shrimp lord that is famous for going MRAAAAAAA from not getting a walk.
The legend passed away on Sept. 7th, 2022.

1: hehe Thurston Waffles go MRAAAAAAA
2: what the fuck

by Waiting for Who Asked September 20, 2022

nerd waffle

This is an adjective, it is on the verge of jock and nerd, but also still a faggot.

Jerry gets straight A's but wears high socks, what a nerd waffle!

by Clarebear! June 17, 2012

Waffle-faced

An individual whose visage is marked by deep pockmarks, typically a result of acne vulgaris

That on-camera PBS News Hour dude who reports on economics is definitely a waffle-faced—clearly once ravaged by acne vulgaris.

by AntoineStumpf March 18, 2021

Chicago waffle

Taking a dump on someone’s latptop key board then shutting the lid

I Chicago waffled Greg the other day, needless to say he was not amused

by The meme god August 22, 2018

nigga waffle

A nigga that turned into a waffle

"bro that nigga turned into a waffle. He a nigga waffle"

by Brycen9117 September 19, 2018