Vitavomit

a verb: to hurl or vomit after taking a multi vitamin on an empty stomach.

Did you hear Sydney in the bathroom?
Was she Vitavomitting?
Yeah how did you know?
All Vitamin Virgins Vomit

by Vitaqueen September 29, 2011

vitriolite

A cruel bitter person, that hates everyone.

Often has his head up his own arse

Some times referred to as a leigh

This guy in work is such a vitriolite, he hates everyone and loves to tell everyone why.

by darcyiow December 4, 2012

vithush

A big tree

"Dude our ball is stuck in the vithush"

by mp2k March 18, 2014

Vitamin Trumpet

A nickname for your nose when snorting drugs.

"hey dude how should I use these drugs?"

"use your vitamin trumpet"

by theantiscro May 11, 2014

Vitruvian Sleeper

One of several sleeping postures best described by its namesake "Le proporzioni del corpo umano secondo Vitruvio" drawn by Leonardi da Vinci circa 1490. This resting position is the opposite of the fetal position which was popularized in French culture between the years 1859 and the present day. Most likely developed in Ireland, this "posturi vitruvio" came to an abrupt halt when eagles began tearing the nuts off of all Irishmen. Word soon reached the new colonies, and it was nearly unanimously decided that the eagle was the the most terrifying creature, subsequently adopted as our national sigil. Vitruvian sleepers will bloom best in comfortable conditions, with a solid roof to prevent talons through testicles.

Mary soon discovered that after waking up several times with a faceful of Brad's armpit hair, she was beginning to enjoy the outdoorsy taste of Gillette sport. Mary then accepted that she would live with this vitruvian sleeper for all time, and suckle the sweet residues of man dew every morning until the end of her life.

by Mieshter April 24, 2014

vita pee

Neon bright yellow urine caused by taking too many vitamins.

I took the recommended vitamins and it caused vita pee. Vita pee looks like someone broke a highlighter in the toilet. $20 of my $30 vitamins ended up as vita pee.

by Gottalaughgirl April 8, 2015

Vitet

A squeaky noise made when someone butt rapes you.

Big Bob vitet me in prison.

by Joseph velasquez June 20, 2015