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Vanessa

A tiny cute human , a unicorn Ney an alien out of this world just fax here she smile suddenly your depression goes away also v nice in the sack ngl they do be like that tho.
He was sad yesterday , today he's a different person since he met Vanessa today
by Butterjikinguy November 23, 2021
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Vanessa

Vanessa is the man. You don't dare talk back or have an opinion of your own. Vanessa's like to say one thing but mean the other and they do it with ease. Vanessa is the type to not have a personality of their own so they will absorb everyone's around them. You think they're cool but they'll throw you under the bus just as soon as they're done with you.

They are controlling and manipulative so watch your heart. They are well guarded by a feminine significant other, don't believe them either.

Vanessa's are the type of guy to demand everything from you and then suck you dry just before the discard. Don't go in the bathroom at work if they're in there.

Vanessa's are easily caught in their own web of lies if you pay attention..
Look there's Vanessa, trying to make herself look better than she is again.
by Truthcowboy November 4, 2022
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Pulling A Vanessa

Normally found in sporty girls, when a woman wears a sports bra over her wire bra. This sounds ridiculous but it's actually comfortable as fuck and makes your boobs look nice and perky.
Girl 1: why are you pulling a vanessa

Girl 2: because i feel lazy but perky.

Girl 1: so its like the best of both worlds

Girl 2: fuck yea
by UndeadSnoopy September 3, 2013
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Slip n Vape

When you bend down leap frog style and start croaking while your partner shoves a juul in your ass.
Hey bro you gotta slip n vape this mango juul pod bro you’ll totally get buzzed
by PickleChinkAss April 29, 2019
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Vapeporn
Vape porn is the act of showing your personalised electronic cigarette to the vaping community so that it can be appreciated. It is in no way smut or vulgar and is often done by publishing photos on the internet.
Show us your Vape Porn! Thats a real sweet Jedy Mod you have got there!

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by Ecigaretteninja November 21, 2013
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Vape Rictim

A complete joke of a band. it consists of three members. two vocalists and a guitarist. Getting insperation from Waking the Cadaver, and psyopis. Looked at as one of the worst bands in all of Omaha, Nebraska. The members, completely conceided do not think this at all. Many songs having mathcore influences have pig squeals, long and pointless samples, and guterals.
Person: Vape Rictim is a local metal band. they suck!

Vocalist: I do not care, i like my music.
by vpvocals May 14, 2010
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Vanessa<3

A beautiful redheaded teenager usually found walking with a big kid with spikey hair
Boy 1:OMG!!OMG!OMG!
Boy 2:WHATT???!
Boy 1:Who's that beautiful goddest over there?
Boy 2:Oh that's Vanessa<3

Boy 1:She has nice hair
Boy 2:I know(:
by Thaat Guy! with a guy October 8, 2011
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