trogladite

Noun

Lazy and gross person, who is also a total douche.

Stop eating Cheetos, turn off Jersey Shore, put on a shirt, and get your ass off the couch you trogladite!

I was planning on studying for finals, but instead I'm being a trogladite.

by BearOnAUnicylce1922 March 18, 2016

trog

Someone who is willfully stupid and uninformed; susceptible to propaganda and emotional outbursts without knowing or bothering to inform themselves, even with the ability to use smart phones, computers, and search engines to support their "feels" with facts.

Short for troglodyte in its 2016 definition

A hipster trog was lecturing me on how he FEELS capitalism is evil while drinking a Starbucks latte, texting on his iPhone, and wearing his Urban Outfitters shirt.

by Renshi Boomer July 20, 2016

troglodashian

A person or object with troglodyte characteristics (feral, stupid or illiterate, possibly cave-dwelling) who has aspirations of living the kardashian dream (vacuous and narcissistic, aesthetically and surgically altered) to appeal to members of the opposite sex and gain free media attention.

That girl is such a troglodashian - I can't believe she thought a spray tan would hide her moustache!

Damn! These pants are so troglodashian they ride right up my crotch!

by SugarCubeQueen February 12, 2017

Troggered

Basically being Extremely agitated For Special People

She was very Troggered By Lucas's Voice

by AlucardVanNas February 27, 2017

trogglings

Fake ugly,No name branded sneakers or boots

She has Trogglings on her feet!

by Bangersoobago April 10, 2017

Togs

Another word for bathing suit or swimsuit. Togs is a word commonly used in New Zealand and Australia as using an alternate word for the item of clothing could strike an argument.

“We are heading to the beach later so don’t forget your togs because it is perfect weather for a swim.”

by Dancer315 May 2, 2018

TogsShatter

Missing a shatter.

LUL TOGSSHATTER

by Toggers July 2, 2018