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michael torres

a shit head who will ruin your life while simultaneously making it amazing. he’s stupid and gay as shit but also lit (lol, see that rhyme??), but also really funny and weird and will brighten your day instantly. he’s loving and caring yet destructive af.
michael torres, if you don’t sit tf down and shut tf up im gonna tape you to the ceiling and swing at you with a bat. the living kind.
by izzyc_2001 February 14, 2018
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The Torresian Method

The Torresian Method was invented By Robert Sixto Torres what to do to perform the Method you take your partner (assumingly a female) and you fuck the shit out of them. When you feel like your about to cum you pull out and start eating her out before you cum and when you decide that your ready and your litthe buddy has calmed down then go back to work and repeat those two steps to ensure she's satisfied.
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"Gee Sam I really made Martha cum alot last night " " I used the Torresian Method"
by Cotton mouthed June 8, 2018
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Doc-torr

A doc-torr is a medical doctor who is of Iranian or similar decent. The're the doctors that have a funny accent.
I had to go to Doc-torr office today.
by Bailmaninmo January 1, 2019
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hannah torres

Hannah Torres is a sweat girl. She’s pretty, and kind hearted. She will put a smile on her best friends face always and she always has there back no matter what.
I hope Hannah torres reads this she is so sweat !
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Gerardo Torres

Gerardo Torres is a wannabe rapper/soccer player that brags for attention by doing stupid unnecessary noises among his group of friends. He’s also a nigger who think is a gangster and tries to fight everyone when tho he knows that he’s going to get his ass beat like in that fight against kukulka
You don’t wanna be as bad as Gerardo Torres at soccer
by Juiceboxdan April 11, 2019
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Ryan Torrey

Overall great dude has very HUGMUNGOOSE pp has a great mustache does great in bed from personal experience. Call him daddy don’t even know his daddy is the perfect man with a great personality Also with a great point a man that’s will make u do burpes and will take you down in bed also with a great pp he sometimes brings his retarded dog to his game he has a great pp to sometime he has a very big booty to your welcome
by Ryan Torrey October 21, 2019
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El torres

by NuTjUiCE101 May 11, 2020
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