Shouting at the toilet

Vomiting

The crossing to Jersey was so rough that Sam spent the duration shouting at the toilet.

by Magnificent Fiend July 4, 2012

Japanese Toilet

A sexual act which involves licking the anus of one's sexual parter after defication.

After Alyssa's boyfriend finished taking a dump, she proceeded to give him a Japanese toilet.

by Purple Chocolate Chip December 28, 2012

toilet etiquette

1- DO NOT start shitting before you are completely sitting on the seat

2- If you shit more than a quart,( large container of Chinese soup) a courtesy flush is mandatory mid shit or the bowel clogs

3- If your shit is stinkier than normal (had Mexican the night before) a courtesy flush is again mandatory

4- If you use the entire roll of toilet paper during your wipe, flush frequently to avoid clogging the toilet for the person behind you

5- If you insist on using brown paper towels as an “ass gasket” on the seat, DO NOT attempt to flush it when your done, it WILL clog the bowel

6- …And for God sake, if you insist on using the TOILET as a urinal, LIFT THE SEAT!

Have a nice day.

"wow, the last guy obviously did NOT use toilet etiquette"

by BigHeadEd March 9, 2008

Toilet bomb

n. An obscenely large turd left in a toilet of another which will ultimately require the owner to unclog his or her own toilet of the said fecal clogging.

v. To clog another's toilet in this manner.

The main consequence of eating more fiber was her increased tendency to toilet bomb the office's sole women's bathroom stall, much to the dismay of her officemates.

by MadcityREM April 22, 2006

on tilt

To gamble recklessly and aggressively after a bad or improbable beat or series of bad or improbable beats. Usually results in losing all of your money and then some. Good gamblers avoid this at all costs, even if it means going home earlier than expected.

After he got beat three straight times, Mike went on tilt and got his whole bankroll taken.

by ACG2x January 26, 2004

toilet slave

A sex slave in which the master defecates into their mouth.

Girl: I told you we could never be together. We come from two different worlds.

Guy: You'll have to find a new toilet slave then. I'm out.

by Mischief Maker February 26, 2005

on tilt

Most commonly heard during a game of poker, this is when a player gets angry and it affects his play in a negative way.

a) Andy Sapiro raised and then was reraised, causing him to go tilt pre-flop.

b) Andy Sapiro went slow-rolled Josh Pollitz with pocket aces and was outdrawn on the river, causing him to go on tilt.

by Mark Ortega April 17, 2006