Toilet Marriage

When one is sits upon the toilet seat for to long and get s up to find they have a giant red ring around their ass, somewhat resembling a wedding band.
Dude I had the runs real bad and I ended up having a toilet marriage.
by phillup onya March 9, 2010
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Skibidi Toilet

A quite very shitty series made around February of 2023, it is a toilet singing a dead meme song, and it goes to the camera. Its fanbase is full of 0-11 year olds who do everything in their power to talk about it, or nonstop defend it when people over 11 actually dislike it, there is quite literally zero lore, and it is only there for money. The "series" is on YouTube shorts which is shit in its own category. Tldr, shitty series made by inbred twat
Cunt who is under 8: have you heard of Skibidi toilet??? Skibidi bom bom bom yes yes skibidi dom dom nee nee skibidi dom dom dom yes yes cameraman tv man and tv woman kill skibidi toilet
Guy on the street: fuck off you retard, skibidi toilet is shit!! go away from me you low life mong!!
by ipoopedmypantsgaming123 September 16, 2023
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Punish the toilet

Used when someone must take a shit, to punish the toilet
Man, I gotta punish the toilet
I just punished the toilet so bad it spit at me
by Your mom April 28, 2004
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Toilet Tisha

I think what it's really about is a girl who chooses to perform her own coathanger abortion on the toilet, but dies in the process. The fatality she chooses is that of her baby, but she ends up dying too.
They say a little fourteen year old girl had a baby on the way Too much for her little mind to bare An' that type of news, Toilet tisha
by B|X May 25, 2010
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flushing the toilet

A girl shits in your mouth, while she jacks you off.
My mouth tastes like shit, but the pipe is drained; thanks to the girlfriend flushing the toilet.
by 3o8 June 9, 2009
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toilet poem

Here I sit broken hearted, came to shit but only farted.
by Zack September 13, 2003
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