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One Love Stand

A usually alcohol-induced one night stand complete with nonchalance, good times, and absolutely no regret.
One good woman, one good man, two shots of happiness, a one love stand.
by SlidderYouStink May 31, 2011
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One-Chat-Stands

Twisted Cliche:

A 'friend' on XboxLIVE/ PSN/ Steam e.t.c. Whom you have 'added' based on shallow foundations /values (e.g admiration of playing ability) and experience. You have merely chatted to them once and never intend to again due to the impersonal nature of this connection.
"Most of my friends on PSN are One-Chat-Stands"
by Mr. Vaccum Science December 23, 2011
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One Year Stand

When you're in a shitty relationship and the only good thing is the sex.
Barb: Jenna, honestly, I don't know why you stay with that asshole."
Jernna: That dick, though.
Barb: So, it's like a one year stand?
by EuphoricDisaster July 21, 2015
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Portuguese keg stand

An attempted keg stand with no help from anyone whatsoever. Usually resulting in utter failure (knocked over keg, face plant, etc). Believed to be started by a drunken FSU fan celebrating their victory over Boston College on November 3rd, 2007.
i was at my a party at my friends apartment the other night, when i heard someone holler "Portuguese Keg stand" and then proceed to dive head-first onto the keg. Hilarity ensued.
by Stuart F. November 26, 2007
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i'll stand fucking

phrase used by the northern region of wales to promote his/her of the side of argument
by beastyboi October 13, 2008
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pink taco stand

Similar to a keg stand, a pink taco stand is when two girls have their vaginas pressed up against each other and someone is eating them both out, then the licker's friends hold his or her legs in the air.
The first time Tod tasted snatch was in a pink taco stand with those strippers last night.
by Bradygt December 13, 2006
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freaking book stand

A person whose purpose is to have books placed on top of. They are usually found in study groups. Also, in larger groups, they usually group together in pairs, sometimes using each other as their own freaking book stands.
Hey, dude! Did you see that freaking book stand over there!?
by The Whitehat October 13, 2004
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