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keep your leaves on

1. Directed at a person or group acting crazy, loud, or socially/culturally inappropriate to behave in an acceptable manner.

2. Slang for keeping it together
1. "Bro, keep your leaves on and stop yelling at me."
2. To a large group about to get rowdy: "Whoa - keep your leaves on guys."
by Usul March 8, 2024
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blowing wet leaves

The act of performing fellatio on a flaccid penis; seemingly as futile as using a leaf blower on wet leaves.
The hooker was blowing wet leaves for 30 minutes and her john still couldn't get a hard-on.
by Bloody Plow October 19, 2017
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we are leaving now

Price and soap are leaving now
by Spicepapi July 6, 2021
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Leave your tall friends day

On September 11th you can leave the friends that bully you for your height with no questions asked.
Person 1: Wanna play a game?
Person 2: Sorry, we can’t be friends anymore, it’s Leave your tall friends day
by Cronk Cronk Budonk September 11, 2022
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Pig leave

Malingering on company sick leave whilst receiving full pay, usually just sat at home playing video games or watching TV. Often the individual is proud of their actions and on occasions may convince themselves they are genuinely ill.
'Hey have you heard Christine is on pig leave again? She's pretending to have a migraine but has been playing Baldurs Gate 3 seven hours a day'

'I'm calling her employer tomorrow morning with screenshots'
by Lisapigleave August 13, 2024
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leave if you want

i’m not forcing you to stay

you can leave me behind if thats what you truly wish for
Though I would love for you to stay, leave if you want.”
by Izaguirre September 10, 2019
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The ritual of leaves

Every once in a while friends will get togther and throw leaves at eachother to celebrate their friendship!!
Friend1: shall the Ritual of Leaves commence?
Friend2: yes is shall my friend.
by T1dd13s November 6, 2020
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