Pulling a Tim Tebow

Becoming severely upset or even crying over a major failure in ones life.

Bill is pulling a Tim Tebow because he lost at the Monopoly World Championships.

by Nick Pace February 23, 2010

Tim Burton

A man who viciously mauls and eats dogs.

MY GOD!! TIM BURTON JUST ATE THAT DOG WHOLE! IT MUST BE A Dog-a-Thon!

by Cheesebadger January 6, 2005

vader tim

someone with his own made up accent. he likes to dick people in cars moving at 120 mph. will do anything you tell him to. his legs are made out of metal.

vader tim just lost his virginity to a 500 pound black lady.

by sdfgdsf October 17, 2008

Tuna Tim

Masturbating while smelling a fish product such as canned tuna

Sgt. Bevan always tuna tims at night because he misses his wife

by Raider Kingwood November 13, 2011

Tim Fischer

vb. to get a hand job; not be able to close the deal

Last night Derek brought home that girl but he couldn't close the deal, he settled for a Tim Fischer.

by mstock June 18, 2011

Tim Muilenburg

1.The King of AWESOME. So awesome, his friend's mothers want to give hime oral, or have already given him oral. Though their mouth is plenty full, they just cannot seem to get enough.
2. The Pillager of Holes.
3. The hater of fuglies.

"I wish I were Tim Muilenburg!"

by Daddy of A. Noose December 18, 2011

TIM Henderson

Animal specialist specializing in the practice of helping goats reproduce. Worked for farmer Al Dobson

TIM Henderson used to be great with goats, but he no longer is allowed within 500 feet of one

by Chiguy21 January 1, 2012